FRK Is FS not doing a Secret Santa thing this year?

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  1. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Why Not??
     
  2. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    ph34r of n00bs not following through? :dunno: (i'll be PE's secret santa though ;) )
     
  3. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    I'm too broke to give out gifts... if anything everyone will get wiffleballs on Shoelaces for use as ballgags with little saches of potpourri.
     
  4. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    So will you be showing up at my door in a leather santa suit with a Hard-on, Rope and some candles to stick in my cooter on christmas morning????
     
  5. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    w00t! hellsyeahmykneegrow!
     
  6. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    I love you. YOu are making my Shitty holiday season, NOT shitty, Sir.
     
  7. _syn

    _syn New Member

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    Reading this topic makes me feel as if I am watching some sort of twisted, sadistic 'feel good movie'. :ugh:
     
  8. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    sorry :hs:
     
  9. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    i'm trying
     
  10. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :rofl: sorry. We're just too mushy for ya,Mr. Mashed Potatoes in a cup.
     
  11. Fire Sauce

    Fire Sauce New Member

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    Wasn't that creepy that he happened to have a pic of him scarfing mashed potatoes in his car?

    Like he JUST COULDN'T WAIT to get home from the grocery store. :rofl:



    "Need mashed potatoes..... NOW!!! :noes: :noes: :noes:"
     
  12. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    we need to add mashed potatoes to that Smiley.
     
  13. _syn

    _syn New Member

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    There is a story behind it... explaining why I was eating my potatoes like P.E. in the midst of some bizzar punishment. :p
     
  14. Fire Sauce

    Fire Sauce New Member

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    Here's what I came up with. :dunno:

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    Edit: gotta fix the transparency.
     
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    mkevaldz New Member

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    Allright, I can see it now...

    Tigre walks into the house in a leather santa suit with assless chaps, PE is rope bound under the x-mas tree next to cookies and a bottle of milk.

    PE: Is that you santa?
    TT: Why yes it is little girl...you should be in bed.
    PE: I just wanted to see you santa...
    TT: Ho ho ho...you've been a very naughty girl this year, haven't you
    *PE nods shamefully*
    TT: Santa still has a present for you
    *TT starts to reach into his leather bag of presents*
    PE: What is it santa? *smiling anxiously*
    TT: why look, it's a DONKEY PUNCH! *thud*
    PE: mmfph!
     
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    Fire Sauce New Member

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    :drool: :o
     
  17. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS READING THIS SHIT AT WORK, AND AGAIN, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

    Tigre: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Coworkers: WTF mates?
    Tigre: ohshitrunthey'recoming
    Coworkers: you alright man?
    Tigre: i'm the head of IT, get back to work or i'll cut off yu0r teh intraweb access! Ph34r my l337 skillz bizzatches!
    Coworkers: there's something wrong with you man... (all walk away muttering something about goats and duct tape)
     
  18. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :dead:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
     
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    mkevaldz New Member

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    I win at life again!
     
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    mkevaldz New Member

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    I don't know what it is about you two, I just see thing things you talk about and get these scinarios in my head...I"m just weird. While most people are turned on, I"m forming comic gold.
     
  21. Acesn8s

    Acesn8s The Deadman's Hand

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    And here I was picturing SantaTigre and and his favorite vixen leashed up like a pony . . . err reindeergirl.
     
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    mkevaldz New Member

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    with a glowing red ball gag...

    *singing*
    Phantom, the empress riendeer, had a very shiny ballgag, and if you ever saw it...you would even say it glows.
     
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  24. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  25. Teh Jebus

    Teh Jebus Active Member

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    I'd like that. :o
     

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