Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by Guz200sx, Nov 24, 2004.
ph34r of n00bs not following through? (i'll be PE's secret santa though )
I'm too broke to give out gifts... if anything everyone will get wiffleballs on Shoelaces for use as ballgags with little saches of potpourri.
So will you be showing up at my door in a leather santa suit with a Hard-on, Rope and some candles to stick in my cooter on christmas morning????
I love you. YOu are making my Shitty holiday season, NOT shitty, Sir.
Reading this topic makes me feel as if I am watching some sort of twisted, sadistic 'feel good movie'.
sorry. We're just too mushy for ya,Mr. Mashed Potatoes in a cup.
Wasn't that creepy that he happened to have a pic of him scarfing mashed potatoes in his car?
Like he JUST COULDN'T WAIT to get home from the grocery store.
"Need mashed potatoes..... NOW!!! "
we need to add mashed potatoes to that Smiley.
There is a story behind it... explaining why I was eating my potatoes like P.E. in the midst of some bizzar punishment.
Here's what I came up with.
Edit: gotta fix the transparency.
Allright, I can see it now...
Tigre walks into the house in a leather santa suit with assless chaps, PE is rope bound under the x-mas tree next to cookies and a bottle of milk.
PE: Is that you santa?
TT: Why yes it is little girl...you should be in bed.
PE: I just wanted to see you santa...
TT: Ho ho ho...you've been a very naughty girl this year, haven't you
*PE nods shamefully*
TT: Santa still has a present for you
*TT starts to reach into his leather bag of presents*
PE: What is it santa? *smiling anxiously*
TT: why look, it's a DONKEY PUNCH! *thud*
MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS READING THIS SHIT AT WORK, AND AGAIN, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
Coworkers: WTF mates?
Coworkers: you alright man?
Tigre: i'm the head of IT, get back to work or i'll cut off yu0r teh intraweb access! Ph34r my l337 skillz bizzatches!
Coworkers: there's something wrong with you man... (all walk away muttering something about goats and duct tape)
I win at life again!
I don't know what it is about you two, I just see thing things you talk about and get these scinarios in my head...I"m just weird. While most people are turned on, I"m forming comic gold.
And here I was picturing SantaTigre and and his favorite vixen leashed up like a pony . . . err reindeergirl.
with a glowing red ball gag...
Phantom, the empress riendeer, had a very shiny ballgag, and if you ever saw it...you would even say it glows.
I'd like that.