interesting experience at teh gym today

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  1. PreemO

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    ....so today was shoulders and calves. i figure i put my weakest parts on the same day... i work out at a small 24hr chain with ~75 people in the entire club at peak time, and for the most part, many are regulars so its pretty easy to spot a visiting hottie...anyhow so as im doing some calf raises i see this hot girl on the adductor machine and shes talking to somebody. i can't quite see who shes talking to from my angle. so i take a water break to get a closer look and i see the resident douchebag squatting behind the machine talking to her. i've come across him a couple times, and have seen him try to hit on another girl on a previous occasion. i find it pretty pathetic when guys try to hit on girls while working out and vice versa, there are other places for it. so seeing this golden opportunity, on my way back to the donkey calf machine, i rip a silent fart in their direction. i'm pretty sure they prolly knew it was me but it was the funniest thing seeing it totally ruin his game. hehhehe, im pretty immature
     
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    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    fits your user text :rofl:
     
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    Um haha, you win I guess.
     
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    i'll try to take a picture of him next time. total stereotypical douchebag
     
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    dammmnnn right. i always fart now. when i have to rip one i go to my co-worker and tell her i have a present for her. usually she gets disgusted but then i tell her, 'what my present isn't good enough for u?' :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: Very classy.

    Farting around strangers can be so satisfying sometimes.
     
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    :rofl: good job
     
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    when i was at the gym today i kept farting too :eek5: maybe we're fart brothers :eek5:




































    :ugh:
     
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    Unfortunately I go to Lifetime Fitness which is filled with these types of guys. I swear, they go to the gym purely to try and hit on chicks, it is absolutely pathetic.
    I guess it shouldn't bother me, but I can't help it. The best is when they hit on my g/f and I come by and tell them to STFU and go do some bicep curls.
     
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    what a fag u are for hatin on him. let him run his game, if u dont wanna talk to a girl at the gym then dont... dont be mad if he ended up fuckin her later that night
     
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    thats awesome!
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Keep lurking cumdumpster

    edit: I just hate when I fart and then some hot girl walks over next to me. :(
     
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    pjwa stress less and be cool

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    I hate it when I fart whilst squatting. If there is someone in the rack next to me they hate it too.
     
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    I was doing leg presses last week after squatting, I felt week weak weak. This hottie sat down on the machine accross from me and as I did my first press I let go a loud fart. She just kinda paused in mid pulldown . . .then continued :rofl: I felt like an idiot ohh well.
     
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    I farted into one of the fans up at the PL gym I train at accidentally once, it blew across the entire gym (think storage unit). Everyone got pretty pissed about that and now I'm not allowed to stand next to any of the fans.
     
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    once the smell cleared, she was probably thanking ya :rofl:
     
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    Thats how I feel. Unless he is occupying a machine that you want to use while he was trying to run game, I don't understand why you are getting bent out of shape. :ugh:
     
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    If i fart everyone would know it was me, they're not loud but they stay with me for a while.
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    small w/ 75 people at peak time?

    my place has like 12 @ peak time :hs:
     
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    Every gym has it's resident douchebag, we have a few. You can also tell the women that are there looking for some young dick. They're the chicks with tons of makeup, ass splitting spandex pants :naughty:, and they usually spend 30 minutes monopolizing a machine and talking on the cell.
     
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    :werd: On the floor.. using actual free weight in my gym... I've seen MAYBE 6 people tops. Its a fitness center :mamoru:
     
  25. VinSVT

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    btw how you looking/doing these days Preemo? You dont post as much :wtc:

    Way back in the day you were motivation for me :rofl:
     
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