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  1. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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  2. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    Under bad masturbation ideas.
    With chewing gum

    One day I was chewing some Big League Chew gum. It felt so soft and gooey in my mouth that I decided to rub it on my dick. It was the worst decision I ever made! As I was rubbing it on my dick, the gum got caught on my pubes. I got in the shower and spent like an hour trying to get the stuff off. Then I finally decided just to cut my pubes off with some scissors. I had no pubes left.


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  3. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    What the fuck? :rofl:
     
  4. di3soft

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    With bicycle spokes

    When I was younger and uncircumcised, it felt good to play with my foreskin. One day, I got the bright idea to let the spokes in an old exercise bike "vibrate" my foreskin. (Think playing card in bicycle spokes.) Well, I was using the peddles to spin the wheels when I lost track of what I was doing. My dick got caught in the chain and then it got pulled through the chain guard!! Needless to say, I am now circumcised! I'm embarrassed by it, but the cut was pretty straight and the doctors were amazing, so to the untrained eye my dick just looks a little lumpy in places (which isn't necessarily a BAD thing, mind you). And yes, I still have sex. (But I stay away from those exercise bikes with spokes! Eek!)

     
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  7. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    "Do you think your dirty socks (used condoms) are going to pick themselves up?"


    "Don't sit so close to the set (computer) when you watch TV (porn). You'll ruin your eyes."
     
  8. bs2100

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    Dear RSA,
    I like to picture my boyfriend as Anthony Hopkins from "Silence of the Lambs" while he's eating me out, and this really turns me on. Is this a bad thing?
    Kathy, A & M
     
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    Browsing around, this made me bust out laughing

    Dear RSA,
    Can you get a girl pregnant if you do her in the ass?
    Anonymous, U.S.
    Yes.
    Note: we've received a few queries about this answer. The concern is that the sperm may leak out of the rectum and into the vagina causing pregnancy. This may be unlikely but is probably not impossible. Here's a comment we received from one reader: "YES. My 4th is living proof.":rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. bmorrell

    bmorrell SoCal > *

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    Dear RSA,
    My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
    Tracy, Phoenix

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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