In this thread you will find the reason racing is one of the best sports. *56k warn*

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  1. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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    And the reasoning behind the reasons....


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    ^Jailbait ask for your autograph

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    ^You get interviewed about which grid girl your gonna date next

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    ^Women will drop a jaw if you say your a driver

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    ^Even the 3rd place finisher is surrounded by good looking women

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    ^Thousands of people who cant parallel park pack stands to watch you get paid to do something you'd almost be willing to to for free

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    ^Did I mention even the third place guys get women?

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    ^The sponsors will even line-up the women for you.

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    ^When they say a car has great curves, they may not be refering to the body panels.....

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    ^Drive a Ferrari? White women everywhere.

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    ^ Win a race? Do a burnout and get paid MORE for doing it.

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    ^ The bigger the race, the more women.

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    ^ Who wouldn't wanna drive a Viper fast?

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    ^Race in the best tracks and best town in the world

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    ^Promo's in racing are better than promo's in baseball.

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    ^You get other people to work on your car

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    ^You can drive a car that costs more than some of these boats!

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    ^You never see stuff like this in Ice Hockey

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    ^Or stuff like this in baseball

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    ^Seabiscuit never did anything like this

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    ^Break your car? Someone else fixes it.

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    ^You dont have to worry about washing your car.

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    ^Car dirty? No reason to slow down.

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    ^Oh did I mention the women? Yeah, there's lots of them too.

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    ^You get your pick of what car you wanna drive.

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    ^Hard top

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    ^Convertable

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    ^4 door sedan

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    ^2 door coupe

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    ^Last but not least, there's always a fully stocked supply of women.
     
  2. Mr.Fusion

    Mr.Fusion feast upon my magnificence

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    3rd girl :eek3:

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  3. Askesis

    Askesis New Member

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    i concur
     
  4. wcbjr

    wcbjr Active Member

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    Great thread.
     
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    Capi2001 New Member

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  6. vtec1994

    vtec1994 It always rains at Le Mans

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    Guido, where can I get some nice hi-res Rally and Cart/F1 wallpapers?
     
  7. worth

    worth Guest

    1st girl. :eek3:
     
  8. wcbjr

    wcbjr Active Member

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    Posture owns her.
     
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  10. Tom Ridge

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    I bet no one remembers my double-entendre why I love F1 post from years ago. :big grin:
     
  11. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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    1st 2nd 3rd and 5th girl :eek3: :bowdown:
     
  13. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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    Me thinks I need to dig up more pics of those girls. ;)
     
  14. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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  15. smell my finger

    smell my finger strive nonetheless towards beauty and truth,

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    :rofl: @ the seabiscut comment
     
  16. Scoob_13

    Scoob_13 Anything is possible, but the odds are astronomica

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    I love those HT babes :bigthumb:

    But nothing is finer than F1 women :naughty:
     
  17. OH FO SHO

    OH FO SHO New Member

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    awesome thread
     
  18. court-jester

    court-jester I love dykes

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    i suddenly have the urge to slap on some sun tan lotion :naughty:
     
  19. T-T

    T-T Born Into Retirement

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  20. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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    But its kinda dark outside now, I dont think your have to worry about sunburn. ;)
     
  21. 91mk3t

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    Great thread. Thanks.
     
  22. kaldurak

    kaldurak Gimme some sugar baby.

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    :bowdown: Enough backgrounds and :wackit: material for a month!
     
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    KingGargantuan ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖

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  24. Guido The Penguin

    Guido The Penguin Hi, I'm here for the gang bang.

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  25. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Hahahaha, I love motorsports even without the women :bigthumb:
     

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