MMA In this thread we stop Tim from being (too) emo

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  1. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    I'm willing to pitch in money to get our favorite son Tim an escort if others are willing to donate. Maybe it'll set him straight or maybe he'll cry for an hour but whatever -- I'll set up an escort with his preferences if everything goes well.

    I'll start off with $10 and we can get a good pot going maybe we'll be able to buy a larger time slot for Tim. :rofl::rofl:

    P.S. I'm dead serious about this.
     
  2. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    Wait, I thought he was getting laid anyways?

    I'll donate (only if we get him an escort with a "surprise")
     
  3. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    If by escort, you mean we get Loco to fly Kimbo in to beat the shit out of him and sense into him, I'm in.
     
  4. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    Or get Min the Russian to beat his ass in drag.

    P.S. What are his preferences? I'll start looking if I can get some or use you as a template.

    P.S.S. Yes again I'm serious about this!
     
  5. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    im just glad the pity is off of me for once :rofl:
     
  6. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I propose we get Tim and Chechen... together instead :eek3:
     
  7. f-g

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    :eek3:
     
  8. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    Where in Baltimore does Tim live?
     
  9. ilduce

    ilduce New Member

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    he moved back to Memphis.
     
  10. Titus

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    that might create a blackhole and kill us ass
     
  11. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    I wish he moved back to Memphis...no. He lives in a piece of shit inbred town in Mississippi where there's about 10 different people that just trade fuck buddies and cunt cooties between them.

    Preferences...hm...

    It could either be:

    1)A cock sucking cokewhore that won't give him the time of day except for when she needs jewelry or a pity fuck because the other guys she's fucked are currently treating the latest bout of crabs she gave them

    OR

    2)A pretty cool athletic girl that won't fall for his "smooth" come ons. Or his gay fail aids.
     
  12. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    Yes but if it means bringing two lonely cage members together, then so be it.






































































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  13. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    1 was almost exactly what I was gonna write.
     
  14. The Ripper

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    the cage crew never ceases to amaze me
     
  15. REDTAIL

    REDTAIL New Member

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    i know plenty of hookers. what are his preferences?
     
  16. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    read hillary's above post.
     
  17. 2ofdem

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  18. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    :ugh:
     
  19. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    A midget would be kinda cool
     
  20. Sylva

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    You can do better than him.
     
  21. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    :werd: but id still chip in for a midget hooker.
     
  22. roose

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    forget the hooker the man needs a blog
     
  23. baner69

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    :rofl:
     
  24. he'll be sad when his ex shows up at his door for the appointment.
     
  25. wait, does Hillary seriously want to be Timmy's slampig fuckhole?

    Gross.
     

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