MIL In light of Turbo defending the French....

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  1. SeaMack99

    SeaMack99 OT Supporter

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    Right now they all can diaf.

    Well I had to get on the road today to take my car to Calais, France, for a buyer. I spent all last night cleaning out the inside of my car. About 45min into my drive I pull over to get some java. As I'm inside I see the French police drive by my car slowly. I thought it was just people looking at my Evo.

    So I get in my car and leave and as I pull away they flag me down and ask me for my ID. No problem. It was just two guys and they were cool. I get out my car and explain to them why the front of my car was taped up, and why I was in France. Then they gave me a weird look cause I was born in Landsthul, stationed in Belgium, an American citizen, and driving through France. It took me about 20min to explain. So he asked me if he can search my car. I was like cool, aint nothing I aint never done before. Now the whole time it was just one guy and his partner.

    Now as he is searching my clean car he is ripping panels off my car looking for drugs I guess. Now I say to myself it would be a lot easier if he just had a dog. Low and behold here comes 4 more cops and a dog. Once agian my car is spotless. First he makes the dog jump in my trunk, but he can't do it gracefully. He claws his way all in all over my bumper. Oh yeah the dog is wet and muddy. Then they run him through the car, and he is hopping on the side of my car. Now the inside of my car smells like wet dog, muddy paw prints inside and out my car.

    Then they get to my bagpack. My bagpack has everything in it from toiletries to magizines. It goes everywhere with me and, it just so happens my OIF knife was in there. I saw the guy look at it and put it in his pocket. When they were done I said dude has my knife. The head guy told me they had to seize it, and that I could A)Just walk away and not get the knife back, B) Pay a fine and not get the knife back, or C)File as claim and not get the knife back.

    Long story short I never got the knife back, I was over a hour late, and my car looked like shit.

    Fuck the French.:squint:
     
  2. origin unknown

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    that is just awesome.... i can't believe they'd do that to you
     
  3. cossack

    cossack Resident thread killer

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    i dont care if he is a cop thats an oif knife, i would have lost my cool.
     
  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    In other countries you don't have the same rights as in America.
     
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    i have never been a big fan of the french.. the hsuband sister is obsessed with them.. it might be why i do not like his sister
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Fuck Turbo and fuck the French. :mad:
     
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    the french are known for fucking
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    they fuck like frogs. :hsugh:
     
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    brb going to france
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Turbo = Frog?
     
  13. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    They make one hell of a tank.
     
  14. origin unknown

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    so they can do what?
     
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    surrender them...:wiggle:
     
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    They've managed to get the timing it takes the white flag to pop up from 2 seconds to .5 seconds.
     
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    How many gears does a French tank have???

    Three reverse and one foreward, incase they get attacked from behind.
     
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