Imagine if Samuel Jackson was Morpheus, what would some of his lines be?

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  1. Infiltrator

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    AGENT SMITH:
    Human beings are a disease...

    JULES MORPHEUS:
    That's some fucked-up repugnant shit.

    Edited for better idea. :hs:
     
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    what if dave chappelle was morpheus? :o
     
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    Say whoa again motha fucka
     
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    Jules Morpheus: Shit negro, that's all you had to say!
     
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    it feels like its just an excuse to use ebonics and stereotypical shit

    :down:
     
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    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

    This being said when he breaks through the wall and falls onto Smith.
     
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    John trovolta (sp?) as Neo. :rofl:
     
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    Just stereotyping some Samuel Jackson's roles. :)

     
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    I can just see Neo bustin a move from Saturday Night Fever (or whatever that 70's movie was).

     
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    :rofl:
     
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    At least there'd be some real acting in his character then :rofl:

    Twice, 2 times, 2 fuckin' times!
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: @ the fucked up repugnant shit..

    :rofl: :rofl: this thread... :rofl:
     
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  24. PhnkJnky

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    They should get everyone from all of tarrantinos movies to be in the matrix. Travolta, Jackson, Willis, Buschemi, Penn, Keitel... it would be fucking great.
     

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