im trying to fuck on valentines day

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  1. sickson

    sickson Guest

    heres the deal, i got a girlie ive been talking to the last few weeks, weve hooked up a few times, but its never more than dry humping/making out. the last time we hung out (on saturday) i got to see titties for the first time. I was really fucked up (beer + weed = spins) and i dont remember entirely how it went down, but i think i tried to convince her to have sex, and even got naked to make her feel more uncomftererable. but. she ended up sleeping in just jeans that night.

    edit: shes 21, but seems inexperienced, not sure if she has had sex before. i assume so because of age, her attractiveness and her altitutude but i am not 100%

    Basically: i need all the stops to break out, so i can fuck this girl, and i think valentines day should be the day.

    cliffs: What are ways to convince/cajole a girl into being comfterable enough to have sex.
     
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  2. Viper

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    Not going to happen.

    The biggest thing is making her feel relaxed and comfortable with the idea. Not being pushy. Escalating and pulling back, teasing her.

    But your post reeks of desparation and that desparation is going to fuck up any chance you have and doing any of the above advice.

    RELAX. Don't force the situation.
     
  3. sickson

    sickson Guest

    Ive never pushed it on her, the time previous to that hookup i tried to help her take off her shirt, got denied, tried 20 minutes later and gave up. but she let me grope em real good though.


    I am not coming off like a gentlemen.
     
  4. sickson

    sickson Guest

    details?
     
  5. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    The best way to put it is that you are going to fare a lot better when you act like you don't WANT sex or that it's not as important to you than you are by consistently trying to grope her.

    Let HER come to YOU for a change. Let HER seduce YOU.
     
  6. MattThom01

    MattThom01 New Member

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    This has FAIL written all over it.

    Grow up man. V day is just another day, don't try to set a date to have sex by.

    It will happen when she is ready, not before.
     
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    You want it to badly and she knows it.

    shithead
     
  8. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    1. It's spelled "comfortable"
    2. "Attitude" not "altitude" :rofl:
    3. Grow up
    4. Valentine's Day is just another day. If you want to get laid put the work in and go get laid tonight or tomorrow night. Who gives a shit about it being a Hallmark holiday? Stop pretending you are a romantic or something :rolleyes:
     
  9. Viper

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    I'm thinking about wearing a beret on Valentines Day. I think that will make me seem more romantic.
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Oooo, I love beret's and pretty much anything French. I also have a thing for men who wear different hats :hs:
     
  11. Viper

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    :rofl:

    I've never had the balls to try a new type of hat. Maybe I should start.

    My opinion on beret's is like Mitch Hedberg:

    "Sometimes I think that I am going to start wearing a beret. But I don't do it. One day I am gonna though. You will see me and I will have a beret on. haha that's ridiculous, but it's true. I fight...FIGHT with wearing a beret. Is it time?"
     
  12. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    jimeigh hats?
     
  13. toroweedeater1

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    show her a thread titled "im trying to fuck on valentines day" and ask her how it makes her feel and do the complete opposite of what she thinks of the thread stater......come on now learn how to be confident and not be a horny 16 year old pawing at her and begging...if you continue this behavior you will fail at this a lot more in life...and just fail in general
     
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    Agreed, it is just another day, but people make it a big deal..seems like that is what's going on with all these holidays now. Happy this happy that, it's just another day. Valentine's day is just another day for florists, card companies, etc to make more money. If you want to get laid so bad, why does it have to be on Valentines Day? And for anyone who loves their S.O. so much and wants to give a gift, why not any day?
     
  15. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    people like you are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore
     
  16. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    shes 21 = has had sex before.
     
  17. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Atleast 5 partners by then.
     
  18. Viper

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    Unless she is religious.
     
  19. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    catholic school girls son
     
  20. 2angelmd

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    Continue to dry hump your way into her heart.

    There's nothing like a friction blister on your dick to turn a girl on.
     
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  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I just love when guys wear fedora's, newsie's, etc. Not only do they make me notice you quicker, but I just think they are cute. They always make me want to put them on. Mystery sorta has it right. But if I saw a guy with a big ass stupid velvet top hat I would not feel joy, I would feel :rolleyes:
     
  22. Hahawhat?

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    I have really bad friends that have done this and they seem to get action whenever they want. You tell a girl what they want to hear, shit such as I love you and I think this is how I want to prove it. Tell her it will stregthen he relationship and like every 10 seconds say I love you blah blah blah. I have friends who do that and get girls like no other. Also act as if she isn't good enough for you, this really makes girls want you.
     
  23. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    :rolleyes: bullshit. Mystery sucks he doesn't know anything he's a virgin he could never pick me up
     
  24. fray

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    even if you meant comfortable here, it's still laughable.
     
  25. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    friend is 21 and has had long term bfs, but is a virgin. :dunno: how/why they would stick around that long
     

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