MIL I'm the worst Marine in the Corps

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  1. Socrates

    Socrates New Member

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    I got completely shit faced tonight, got in full mopp gear, hiked 2 miles to the gas station with my flak, pack, and kelvar, to the gas station, saluted the clerk, and ran head first into trash cans on my way back home. I taught 2 of my friends how to call in a med evac and they fireman carried me back to the apartment.

    Someone kick me out of the Marines. Completely childish.




    But fun :x:.
     
  2. bloodred83

    bloodred83 im in ur cost gard, savin' ur boatz

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    No pics?
     
  3. Socrates

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    My buddy took some pics of me dressed up in gear, but no pics of me in action! :wtc:
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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  5. Socrates

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    lol im dreading his input
     
  6. Socrates

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    NO!!

    ROFL I even taught my buddies how to police call.

    Instead of a normal police call, we locked arms and took about 5 minutes to police call about 15 feet. "Step....now look."

    Wanted to make sure I didn't leave any gear behind, lol.
     
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    lol my buddy that was helping me is joining the Marines and I was teaching him how Marines act! Tackling trashcans and whatnot.
     
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  9. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    i would have arrested you...beware of teh mp's =\
     
  10. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    this clearly shows my claim is true.

    MPs = Buddy Fuckers
     
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    The other enemy ??
     
  12. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    indeed
     
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  14. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    how are we buddy fuckers? its not our fault people are dumb asses. are civilian police officers buddy fuckers? i cut slack to a lot of people. i dont get all technical with people, but if theyre just retarded or irresponsible, such as dui and other stuff, i have no problem arresting them.
     
  15. Paintballer

    Paintballer Choo Choooo....

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    Did you do all this before or after you called me?
     
  16. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    true. MP's usually dont hang out with anyone else but other mp's. yes the gate sucks, luckily i rarely have to stand it
     

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