I'm such an idiot

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  1. Alexqzilla

    Alexqzilla New Member

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    Hi I'm Alex. I was at a crackin party and I spilled my beer on the kitchen floor. (I've been to this house a billion times so it wasn't a huge deal) and I put a towel under my shoe and skidded it around the mess to kind of mop it up or something. Then, out of nowhere, a beautiful girl starts dancing on me. This doesn't really happen to me a lot, so I was like "Alright, sweet!" and I put another miniature towel under her foot while she's dancing so she could clean it up too. She then walks off. Sigh.

    that's all :squint:
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Oh my god. This is hilarious. Thanks. You made me laugh on an otherwise shitty day.
     
  3. macbook bro

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    :rofl: i dont think that was a bad move at all :rofl: sucks she didn't go for it though
     
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    I wish I could call it a "Move". I was doing it more to get the mess cleaned up faster than to be cute and witty. I wish I was sly enough to do that shit on purpose.
     
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    I mean... yeah! Totally on purpose, babe doesn't know what she's missing.
     
  6. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    I would have kept dancing if I were her :dunno:
     
  7. macbook bro

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    what i meant it was probably your general awkwardness and lack of confidence that put her off, not the towel thing, so don't beat yourself up about that
     
  8. Alexqzilla

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    I wasn't thinking insecure thoughts or wondering why she was dancing with me and not someone else or questioning whether or not she was trying to pickpocket me, or sending out any "insecure" vibes at all. I was having a good time, I was smiling, and I was being social. I just did it to clean up the mess, not to look cute in front of her.
     
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    Haha I keep picturing this and it makes me laugh. I think what you did is really funny, I have no idea in which way it is funny though. I really wonder what this girl was thinking. Was she really drunk and actually thought you were dancing and once she realized that you were cleaning she felt like an ass? Ha thats all I keep thinking
     
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    Hahahaha, that's awesome man. If you had been funny about it, she probably would have been like :rofl: and helped out at very least. Don't dwell on it, I mess up social interactions all the time, so does everyone. Keep your chin up and just worry about having fun. :)
     
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    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    :rofl: amazing
     
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    :h5:
     
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    this is fucking amazing
     
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    Alexqzilla New Member

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    I'm just as curious, but I didn't want to scour the party looking for her and be like "OMG WHY DID YOU STOP DANCING?"

    Who knows
     
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    I would have kept dancing... forget her.
     
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    If by dancing, you mean cleaning up my mess, I did. Then I went back to not getting any numbers.
     
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    :rofl: word
     
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    It's like a fucking commercial for the Quicker Picker Upper. You care more about cleaning the mess fast then fucking the bitch at the end of the night.
     

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