I'm so fucking horny!!! v. :ugh:

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  1. One Ton Soup

    One Ton Soup New Member

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    8 months without sex sucks fucking balls...wtf is wrong with me? I am not that unattractive and am very good at talking to girls but it's like some cruel joke women are playing with me that I can't get laid. Fuck fuck fuck fuck...every girl I've talked to busts out the whole "you're such a great friend yada yada" bullshit friendzone garbage.

    I'm fucking tired of it and am not willing to pay for sex. :mad:

    But I am working out more. :wiggle: Almost under 200 lbs. :hsd:
     
  2. WildWilly

    WildWilly Woooooozy

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    go get a drunk club whore
     
  3. One Ton Soup

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    tried...next.
     
  4. micks

    micks the snausage wallet OT Supporter

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    pics of you? :dunno:
     
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    WildWilly Woooooozy

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    micks?
     
  6. Bill The Butcher

    Bill The Butcher Active Member

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    go to a sexual addiction meeting group
     
  7. Bilbo

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    I am equally pathetic as well...
     
  8. micks

    micks the snausage wallet OT Supporter

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    :slap:
     
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    Gonna help a brother out?
     
  10. One Ton Soup

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    i'm short, puerto rican, semi-fat(losing weight slowly but not fast enough) and have semi-long hair now, tan skin and meh face, nothing special. :hs:

    my personality wins the ladies. I normally don't have problems talking to women. Being a salesman and working a counter helps with my overall shyness with social interactions. I can pretty much go up to any girl and just start a convo, but I really think my physical appearance slows me down. I'm short...5'4" :wtc:
     
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    smellslikeshitgoddam Eat Shit

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  12. micks

    micks the snausage wallet OT Supporter

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    yeah, i had you in mind.. how's saturday at 5pm sound for the both of you guys? :naughty:
     
  13. B00M

    B00M I speak of peace while covert enmity

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    Apparrently it doesn't.

    Being short isn't a problem for a lot of girls...but being chubbers is kind of an obstacle. Use your pent up frustration to help you focus on getting in shape
     
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    i get a lot of #s. I hang out with a lot of different females, several which are quite pretty. i'm constantly getting hit on at my job, have a few girls wink at me here and there. :dunno:

    I'm not repulsive, but i wish I was swole like when I was in high school hitting the gym all the time. i just wanna get laid one time soon and get the frustration out and focus on myself deeper. right now my sexual frustration is a big distraction. i'm like a cig smoker trying to quit right now. :mamoru:

    but my problem...i'm great at hitting the ball, I suck at running around the bases. :o
     
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    You'll be the tree saw?
     
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    confidence will get you far....
     
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    if you are looking for a quick and easy lay...
    get her really drunk
    or
    fuck a fatty
     
  18. micks

    micks the snausage wallet OT Supporter

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    no, i'll be hoisting your table on my shoulders while you guys wine and dine.. maybe i'll slip in a sympathy under the table blowjob for you
     
  19. Tesla Death Ray

    Tesla Death Ray Open your mouth, I'm gonna put something nice into OT Supporter

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    I heard pretending to be disinterested in sex helps, but i'm not that good of an actor :wtc:
     
  20. One Ton Soup

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    why don't you jackoff in mine? :naughty:
     
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    i'm having better luck with skinny girls lately. i want a "fattie" i.e. thick girl :o
     
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    I've gone just over 8 hours without sex now :dunno:


    married crew ftmfw
     
  24. B00M

    B00M I speak of peace while covert enmity

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    :rofl: EDIT: THere's your answer...go gay and suck off Kiren!
     
  25. thesuffering

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    well not much luck if you are still in your dry spell
     

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