I'm on the fucking brink of insanity.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    Lifting, eating, working, sleeping...........REPEATx5,000 at age 24 makes me want to stab myself in the fucking eye.

    I need to get drunk and do drugs but then I'll hate myself tomorrow for it.


    The fuck is a nigger to do?
     
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    Let yourself go once or twice a month.
     
  3. Patrick Bateman

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    Yeah I might, im just juicing - even though its not orals its fucking shitty drinking while on for your liver


    plus im just getting fucking older and going out and talking to drunk dumb cunts is getting really old and fucking boring.
     
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    do you lift after/before work.
    How many hours of sleep do you get ?
     
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    cardio before work every other day......so 2-3x/week which is at 6:30-730 am, low impact, incline walking/elliptical work...

    weight training always after work at 5pm.

    I sleep at least 9 hours per day. Go to bed every day around 9:30-10.
     
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    add school into that and thats my life too. and i feel similar
     
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    batey's going batty :mamoru:
     
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    I was driving today and realized:

    every car i saw i wanted to smash its headlights
    every person i saw bothered me and i wanted to blast them in the jaw
    every smell i smelled pissed me off
    every noise i heard bothered me
     
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    No orals, no tren, no winny, and you're liver will be fine with a session or two of binge drinking to the point of projectile vomiting once or twice a month.
     
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    Take a day off every once in a while. Go have fun. Oh, and smash a car or two. They probably deserve it anyway! :bigthumb:
     
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    Oh wait, you're in NJ.:o

    Don't touch my Honda! :nono:
     
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    It's clear to me that the only option is suicide.
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    been there since i was 18...32 now...you got a long way to go. If your crying now..wait until your 30 :rofl:
     
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    UP THE DOSE!!!
     
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    I'm already running 1600mg of shit, i think its enough for now :rofl:
     
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    well im not getting married like you, im staying single fuck that nonsense dont need some bitch bleeding for 7 days and not dying every month
     
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    Im in north jersey dont worry bro
     
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    I feel for you man. Really, my suggestion is to slow down/go easier for a little while and let this shit pass. Getting yourself all burnt out won't help you long term at all.
     
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    Yeah, having a routine kinda sucks. Just remind yourself of your goals, why you do that and how no one else can think about reaching those goals.
    Having goals and reaching them ­­> drinking and being dumb
     
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    thats my day to day mind frame then comes friday or saturday and im like holy shit..........i need to at least go out and socialize a bit with my friends - try to release some of my testosterone paste up in a bitches twat - but then my friends start buying shots and whip out lines of yayo and im like you fucking pricks i have to train tomorrow :mad:
     
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    Lightweight!!:rofl:
     
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    mix it up...go skydiving. I was feeling just like you, until I jumped out of an airplane
     
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    No motherfucking way dude. I start shitting myself when I'm on my boys balcony in his apartment, its 8 floors up.
     
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    :eek3:

    Visible abs in Chris' future? Stay tuned for the next installment of As F&N Turns!
     
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    Read a book :rofl:
     
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