I'm not going to unsee this for a while (Version 2)

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  1. geekierthanyou

    geekierthanyou Crews: DSLR, Brolie, Classic Car, Gun, Zombie, Pro

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    There is a guy at the gym that I spot and in return, he spots me. I've always suspected that he was batting for the wrong team but honestly he is a good spotter so I didn't really care much... till today. I just finished with my workout and was in the locker room putting my motorcycle gear on and he walks out of the shower completely naked.. which for me is a small pet peeve because there is a changing area so why must you walk all the way from the showers to the lockers instead of just bringing your clothes with you? Anyway, he starts chatting with me and when I glance over all I see is his a prince albert piercing and nipple piercings. We aren't talking small here either, they were massive rings.

    He also just kept talking to me. We have never talked before and I have no interest in sitting in the gym locker room talking to anybody, let alone him.

    I need eye bleach and a new spotter, STAT!

    CLIFFS:
    My spotter has a prince albert and a nipple piercing and is a little too friendly in the locker room.
     
  2. Memor

    Memor Active Member

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    Who gives a flying fuck if he has piercings, what're you, some sheltered retard?
     
  3. geekierthanyou

    geekierthanyou Crews: DSLR, Brolie, Classic Car, Gun, Zombie, Pro

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    Any one of those things individually isn't an issue, it's the package that weirds me out.
     
  4. Cobra Commander

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    I have my nipples pierced and i'm not homo--unless your looking at the homo pyramid. According to that i am south beach gay.

    But srsly I am no homo--you just sound a little homophobic. Did he hit on you? If no leave it the fuck alone and tell him that he invaded your space and shit homie. He will either

    A) Respect your space OR

    B) Rape your homophobic ass for just suspecting that an ex-con would EVER think like that.
     
  5. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    i can see how that would make someone uncomfortable. Cover your junk when you talk to someone, wtf
     
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    fuck i couldnt resist clicking the links in version one... even knowing...
     
  7. geekierthanyou

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    Hahaha, I know a lot of guys that aren't homo and have piercings and they are really cool. I'm just avoiding the awkward respect my space convo.. I don't usually wear my wedding ring to the gym but maybe next time I'll leave it on and casually mention it. That should make it clear.
     
  8. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    You mean to tell me that you don't like staring at someone's sausage when they're talking to you? :ugh:
     
  9. geekierthanyou

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    Even without the piercings or the homo overtones, don't stand there with your hands on your hips chatting to somebody. At least wrap a damned towel around you out of courtesy.
     
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    just whip your god damn dick out at him someday in the middle of a set. Don't trip. If he looks / stares--he's gay. Never have him spot again. If he looks away--call him a fag for looking.
     
  11. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    :rofl: at a guy just standing there with his hands on his hips, swangin around the ol' cock while he talks to you.

    I think I've seen one naked dude at my gym in the 2.5 years I've been going there.

    I used to have a YMCA membership when I was a teenager to play basketball and swim and shit and there were naked dudes in the locker rooms there all the time. Shit was weird.
     
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    keep your eyes up.
     
  13. Memor

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    :rofl: lol i didn't notice that part the first read through. Yeah that's creepy
     
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    It kept shining in my eyes, like the light was bouncing off of it! You try not involuntarily glancing at this thing that keeps shining you in the eyes!
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  16. Memor

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    They are fun though. The first time I clanked a girl on the chin with mine I LOL'd audibly. Took it out a few months ago though
     
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    hmm, fascinated by shinny objects. do you have to wear a helmet to too school too? :mamoru:
     
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    i have my man boobs pierced and i'm nohomo.

    i'd never bring a needle near my junk though.

    i had this awkward scenario happen to me:

    I'm sitting on a bench in the locker room lookup at a TV, watching a Marlins game.. some guy is behind me, talking about the game and we're chatting - I never looked back.. then I turned around and he is there, ass naked.. one foot up on the bench like Captain fucking Morgan with his dick and balls swinging about, at eye level (as i was sitting).. I was like.. :ugh: and turned around. Waited for the next out, then dipped outta the locker room. he was also like 70 years old.. old dudes have no shame.
     
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    Dude its always the Cap Morgan pose in the fucking locker room always!!! jesus
     
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    seriously.. any even if they have a towel or shorts on.. the cap morgan pose still makes the dongs fall out.
     
  21. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    :bowrofl:

    Cap morgan pose to expose the sausage.
     
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    why did you look at his penis
     
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    we all need to become as unsheltered as memor and post our cock pics for the nerds of OT
     
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    are you asking me out on a date
     
  25. JeremyD

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    WTF. Seriously, how sheltered are you? Piercings? I've had about a million, including the ones mentioned. You're worried about some naked guy? Everybody is naked at one point or another in a locker room....that's a universal truth. Sure, we all have that one weird guy who insists on not putting a towel on or likes to talk to people butt ass naked. Don't worry about it.


    I can tell by your post the only reason you are upset is because staring at another man's penis made you realize how gay you were, and that bothered you.:mamoru:
     
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