LGBT I'm not gay, but...

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by Jadix, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. Jadix

    Jadix The Nice Guy

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    I wish I were so I could piss off all the rednecks more.

    -kurt cobain


    I feel the same way. Makes me sick when I see bible beaters claiming how god watches over this country, and how free we are, and blah blah blah, and then when you turn around their oppressing and hating and being fucking dickheads. i dont get it. Gay people have got to be the most strong willed group of people around to deal with that shit constantly. Especially kids from families that are completely intolerant and have to grow up being afraid of their parents.
     
  2. UpPy

    UpPy Guest

    There must be a Gay church somewhere that CAN cure your Hetro-ness.

    :wavey::wavey:
     
  3. stolid_agnostic

    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    I 'chose' to be straight but was then cured of it through counseling. Now, I'm a fully-functioning member of the homosexual community!
     
  4. camarosrool

    camarosrool yes i am

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    LOL im so glad you were cured of your heterosexualness
    im currently seeking counseling for my heterophobia right now :big grin:
     
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    XPX New Member

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    and you didn't get the message in that thread yesterday? LOL :rofl:
     
  6. UpPy

    UpPy Guest

    Sounds like a bottom to me.

    :wavey:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    This thread is hysterical. :rofl:
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    all it took was a few good shots of gin to make me lift my legs to jesus for a man and cheat on my girlfriend when i was 19 and that pretty much summed things up!
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :eek3:

    I think we need the details on this one. :x:
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    was suffering IH (thats internalized homophobia - symptoms include forced distaste for the same sex, frequent masturbation coupled with male fantasizing, and prolonged periods "supporting" the gays on gay.com)

    decided to date a girl. We were cool and then i ended up going to a party, and getting drunk and then making out with guys and one guy and i clicked and we spent the rest of the time in his bedroom doin the nasty. And that was when i realized, yep, i'm gay. Can't hide it...

    Actually, i dumped the girl cause i wanted to be with the guy and he got over me quick and i was back to my gay ways.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Was this a gay or a straight party you went to? :eek3:
     
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    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    Gay...i.e. who was i fooling!?
     
  13. Diesel Freak

    Diesel Freak ♂♂ Closet Crew OT Supporter

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    Sounds like good times! Well, except for the self-loathing bit.
     
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    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    hee hee hee

    I got it later......I did, I did!
     
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    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    :nono: :mamoru2:
     
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    damnit :o
     
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    stolid_agnostic One who is both stolid and agnostic. Get a diction

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    hee hee hee better late than never, huh?
     
  18. Jadix

    Jadix The Nice Guy

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    Hmm. I have a friend that I think has this going on, but im not sure. He flirts with guys heavily when he is drunk, but he has yet to make a move on anybody. He's in the military, and plays the republican card pretty hard.

    Heres some things that he has done that make us not quite so sure of his heterosexuality:
    -He seems nervous a lot.
    -Since I have known him (in college), he has been a cowboy with assless chaps one year, and a brokeback mountain character last year, for halloween. For the assless chaps, he naired his ass before hand, and let us all know about it.
    -He had a huge crush on a friend of mine (a girl), but never made a move. When she hooked up with some other dude he got pissed and punched a wall.

    gay or nay?
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    the only people who would know are him and the people he slept with without telling anyone.

    Seems like he's trying a little too hard to be uber-masculine though, especially the punching in the wall bit, almost overcompensating
     
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    Jadix The Nice Guy

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    should he be approached or left alone? my guess is left alone.
     
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    I'm messing around with a self-hater right now... kinda sucks... but all those years of sexual frustration makes for some energetic sex, hehe
     

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