GUN I'm Mark LaRue bitch!

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  1. thegooch

    thegooch OT Supporter

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    This fucking guy.

    http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=842283

    Okay, I tried to get away from the shop and put a few miles on my 3-year-old gelding.

    He's young and a good sort and all and all, I'm happy with his progress.

    So I'm about 5 miles north of the shop on Ronald Reagan Blvd. (you read it right :) and doin' fine, and I notice this car across the way stalking my progress. [​IMG]

    This goes on for a mile or so. The lady drives slowly past me, stops ahead, and she's always on the phone as I pass her back. Finally, I decide she's a bimbo lost in the woods and I walk my fine steed ( that's right I'm walking to get me some much needed exercise), anyhow, I walk my steed over to her car and ask if she's lost. She has this odd look about her. She says "Is that your horse ?" I thought that odd, as nobody else was in sight and I did have hold of the reins, so I stick out my hand which she refused and says "Hi, yes ma'am it is, and my name is Mark LaRue". She drew further back in her car, looking more odd.

    She then asks if I have a place around here and where is it. By now, I'm doing a mental count of my armament. I tell her that info is none of her business especially since she wouldn't shake my hand.

    She explains to me that she's a vet-tech, and that she can tell my horse is in distress and that she has called the police on me for "walking" my horse ... and that they would be arriving shortly.[​IMG]

    They did. I continued on up the road and shortly I was "pulled over" by the Highway Patrol.

    My LT shirt gave away the fact that I was Mark LaRue. The officer walks up and says "You're Mr. LaRue aren't you ?" I said "Yeah, and I got 20 or so targets over there at your DPS training range". We grinned, he looked at my gelding and asked the gelding if he was in distress. About that time my horse shook his head left/right at a bug and the fix was in.

    He said he'd stop by for the nickle tour and I offered that our new coffee pot was right there in the lobby ...

    PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals. [​IMG]

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  2. Jinkle

    Jinkle Habs/Vikings > *

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    what a fag
     
  3. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    I've had that done to me too. Obviously, not with a horse. Why is it vet-techs always think whatever animal they happen to see you with is in immediate danger?
     
  4. Bloody Sunday

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    okay, so who else is confused by this story?

    cliffs: mark larue likes to talk about himself a lot.
     
  5. Soybomb

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    Mark LaRue makes the finest quick disconnect horse mounts I've ever seen son, you better tone down your disrespect or you won't get a paint mixer and dry rub with your next ML replica cock order.
     
  6. hsmith

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    He must tell everyone I AM MARK LARUE

    or wear shits that say MARK LARUE, BADASS
     
  7. thegooch

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    :rofl::bowdown:
     
  8. Paul Revere

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    :rofl: what the fuck is the point of that story?

    to brag about who he is?
    to brag he has a horse?
    to show that he goes out of his way to help (potentially) lost females?
    to brag about who he is?
    to say that he has an excellent relationship with law enforcement?
    to brag about who he is?
    to brag he has a horse?

    :wtf: is wrong with that guy?
     
  9. Bloody Sunday

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    this

    :mamoru: :rofl:

    that guy seems like such a pompous dick
     
  10. Paul Revere

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    in for yar to troll the SHIT out of barfcom about how fucking badass he is and why everyone should suck his dick instead of larue's
     
  11. johan

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    aside from the Larue circus, few things are more annoying than the vet tech, and women like her.

    This is the type who calls in "man with a gun" when seeing anything remotely L-shaped in the hand of someone they dont like.
     
  12. McCroskey

    McCroskey Jonny, what can you make out of this? OT Supporter

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    jesus christ...i'm embarrassed that he lives in my fucking state.
     
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    another fine post at larue.livejournal.com
     
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    ar15.com is mark's own blog and cheer squad
     
  15. Bloody Sunday

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    obviously
     
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    :rofl:

    But if I was him that would piss me off too. :o
     
  17. AVengeance

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    I have to admit, I love getting caught with my company shirt on. My sis also likes running around with her "personal trainer" shirt and getting asked about it (she is in fact a CPT, a nurse, and owns a gym). I guess when you've got it, flaunt it?

    :x:

    I wonder how much tactic00l gear was weighing down his horse. Maybe it was under stress from the weight of all the billet aluminum.
    :rofl:
     
  18. hsmith

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    Because the Vettech didn't KNOW HE WAS MARK LARUE
     
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    We need a gun that is very much not L-shaped... you know, like a Star Trek phaser, but actually a 9mm Glock with a space-age ergo design.
     
  20. thegooch

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    MARK FUCKING LARUE
     
  22. Bloody Sunday

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    yeah, his post really didn't make a lot of sense. he's not a bright boy, that Mark LaRue
     
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    I'm going to walk around with my name on my shirt and see if it works.
     
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    One dude's avatar in that thread says "Larueminati" ... holy fuck

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