MIL I'm having a conversation with myself

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  1. Accord

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  2. Accord

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    I'm trying to be motherfucking serious here and all i'm getting are bullshit stereotypical OT responses. It seems that I have to lay out ground rules everytime I make a post in this fucking forum.

    1) If you're not a Marine, get the fuck out of this thread.

    2) If you've never been to Afghanistan, get the fuck out of this thread.

    If you're in the Army and you've been to Afghanistan, I don't really give a shit because you're one of the reasons we're probably going to have to go back.

    Now that we have that out of the way, back on topic:

    All the Marines who've been to the Ghan in my unit have already EAS'ed except for like one Ssgt. in a different company and I have a few questions i'd like to ask privately, so if you're a Marine and you've been to Afghanistan then roger up or PM me because I want to talk to you.
     
  3. Karl Malone

    Karl Malone Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    Accord, by your own ground rules, you've been banished from your "ghan" thread. You've never been, so as you put it..."Get the fuck out of this thread."

    Good day.
     
  4. The Weasel

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  5. Karl Malone

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    Me either :dunno: I created this thread just for him to talk to himself since he's created such a strict rule set for discourse that he might as well only talk to himself...but he deleted this thread - now I'm wondering what to do with it...he doesn't want it, he throwed it aways...whore thread?
     
  6. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    oh c'mon Turbo...there's always some retard that thinks he knows more than anyone else...ours just happens to be accord:o
     
  7. Karl Malone

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    lol
     
  8. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    you know...that new kid who's never been deployed, but struts around like he's the hot shit on the block. Walks around using all this slang that vets with more grey hair than original color won't even use, and they keep laughing at him behind his back because he thinks he fits in. That's Accord:rofl:
     
  9. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    1.) Shut up private.

    2.) Have you ever been anywhere other than boot, or some training environment?

    3.) Please explain how the Army's actions are the reason the Marine's are returning to "the ghan". Please include your thoughts how the Army/AF changed the rules of modern warfare by their actions in Afghanistan.

    4.) Please quit referring to it as "the ghan". You are nothing but a dumbass kid that likes to use slang to sound like a killer. Plus, it's Iraqistan.

    5.) I hate you.
     
  10. someonenew

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    Chris...did I ever mention I love you:o
     
  11. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    I do what I can.
     
  12. Karl Malone

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    1) Shut up spot. :mamoru:

    2) Is there somewhere where you haven't been?

    3) Please explain how to fly a helicopter in 2 words or less. Bonus points if you grunt.

    4) Please quit referring to it "Mr. Peter" - All penis names from here on out should have a femine ring to it.

    5) I'm sure someone hates you.
     
  13. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    1.) Yes sir

    2.) Never been to "the ghan"

    3.) Flying hard

    4.) I will address the wife with this matter

    5.) I guarantee it. My soldiers in 125th called me the meanest NCO in the Army. You don't earn that title easily.

    6.) I hate you, respectively.
     
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    So whitecouch had jaw surgury. He has puffy face.
     
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    I would also like to ad that I enjoy reading these types of threads.. keep it up.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Please post pics so that we can ridicule him properly.
     
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    :rofl: I thoguht about it.. but I would end up dead im sure.. He had upper and lower with a septoplasty.. something like 25 screws and 7 L plates and some sort of plastic thing.. He thinks he will be ready to take the OTS test thingee on Friday that I need to drive him to on Friday.
     
  18. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Quit being a pussy and post the pics.

    Did he have TMJ/ My wife had to have her jaw broken in 14 places to correct her problem.

    As far as him being ready for the OTS test friday, yeah, not likely.
     
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    I also think he put the camera somewhere.. seeing how I could not find it to take a pic of my sisters bruse on her ass she wanted me to take a pic of..

    HE had an over/open bite.. I will find it though.. :p when I do ill take a pic. Swelling is not as bad as they thought.. Thank goodness for pineapple juice. When he came out of the op room he lost 2-3 units of blood and was thowing up a lot of blood it was bubbling out of his mouth like a horor film lol.. *sigh* He will be banded shut on wed.
     
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    Accord I'm sorry everyone is being so mean. :hug:
     
  21. Drunk Bastard Audio

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    lets see, i've been to 'Wait, 'Bia, 'Rain, 'notsurehowyouslangUAE, 'Ama, 'Rica, 'Ador, 'Ru, 'Mala, 'Uba, etc...


    ok, that's hurting my head.....Funny how a boot has everything figured out already...
     
  22. mikdavi84

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    accord, would you like me to call the whaaa-bulance?
     
  23. FATBOY

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Isn't the reason the Marines are going back to Afghanistan is their way out of Iraq deployments?

    All the Marines in your unit EAS'd because they probably realized that the Marines wasn't for them. All the Marines in my unit are EAS'ing or EAS'd because they reliazed that there is more for them out than being in. They saw the joint world and how the other services are and said to hell with going back to the fleet.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    poor accord.. having to go through stuff that no one in the world has had to go through before in the military life...
     

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