MIL I'm going to dice someone into edible pieces...

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  1. MumblingJoe169

    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    soon. Seriously, this guy I hang out with every now and then who was a cadet with me in ROTC is about to drive me to the point of grinding him up and putting him in my freezer.
    Every day for the past 8 months, I shit you not, I've had to hear the same fucking thing out of his mouth.

    He's 31 or 32, in great shape, and was basically the top cadet in our class before he tore his pectoral at LDAC(or advanced camp for you old timers). Instead of going back this summer, he's been playing this stupid game for a few months where he has been flirting with Marine OCS, Army OCS, and still participating in ROTC during and after his surgery rehab.
    Every week he basically flip flops between the army OCS program and the marine. He hasn't even been in the military for a goddamn minute, and he's constantly having these arguements with me about the army and marine corps. His experience in the army is LTC and 2 weeks of LDAC and his marine experience is basically what he has read in books.
    Hes constantly arguing about stupid shit like how easy the army has become, lax training in basic(even though he has never actually been) and countless other things. He argues shit beyond his scope, such as politicians sticking their fingers in the army but leaving the corps relatively untouched. I honestly don't care which way this guy goes at this point, I just want him to go and stop calling me with this crap. Its everyday man.
    Today he was trying to tell me how much better Marine infantry is to Army infantry, and Im just staring at him with this look. I nearly threw my scolding hot tea in his face. He has 0 experience with either. He just makes ridiculous assumptions. I hope he joins the marines and is disappointed when he realizes shitbags are a part of every branch.
    What he doesn't realize is that he is kind of a shit bag himself. He has 0 dedication. He bounces around from job to job. He argues with superiors constantly because he feels hes right. He has 0 military bearing. The reason he is considering army ocs is cause he has 140k dollars worth of student loans(he went to law school, then quit after 2 years. who does that).

    :rant: allthatshitbyyou.pps

    cliffs: Is it ok for me to disembowel this kid already? I can't wait for him to leave so I don't have to hear from him again.
     
  2. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Accord has a twin? :noes:

    and yes. dice that fucker up. stat.
     
  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Stop arguing with him. Agree with everything he says. EVERYTHING.

    Him: "I think the Marines have bigger cocks than soldiers."
    You: "Yup"
     
  4. cossack

    cossack Resident thread killer

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    army infantry>marine infantry
    we think,they die.
     
  5. MumblingJoe169

    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    im willing to bet that other than their shitty equipment for the most part, infantry is infantry.

    But I can't stand to argue with this kid. He just wants people to agree with him so he can justify his decision making. At least accord knew exactly what he wanted. the worst part is every time he makes a decision, he changes it the next day
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Sounds like Accord to me. :dunno:
     
  7. NEp8ntballer

    NEp8ntballer New Member

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    tell him you don't want to hear shit from him until he makes up his damned mind.
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Throw in some spices.
     
  9. MumblingJoe169

    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    see accord ALWAYS wanted to be a marine at least. this kid changes his mind with what field he wants to do every day.
     
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    well, thats not much different than changing your mind on what job you want to do within the branch you have chosen if you think about it :dunno:

    atleast this guy only has 2 choices, army or marine infantry. from what youve said atleast :noes:
     
  11. MumblingJoe169

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    no don't worry, when he is on the army side, he is back and forth between a few branches. I want to smash him, but he's the only person who will come have some starbucks tea with me at the drop of a hat. I'm such a fag :greddy:
     
  12. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    glory is paid in full with death :o

    nah i wouldn't know, just a pogue with dynamite
     
  13. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    :iough:
     
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    im a big tea drinker :o
    and hes the only other jobless asshat i know
     
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    :ugh2:
     
  17. NEp8ntballer

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    drink coffee damn you, it's more American.
     
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    thats the thing about the military. so many different kinds of people and 7/10 are utter idiots.
     

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