Im going to a motherfucking WEDDING at 4.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    who says i should deltsmash the fucking cake?

    weddings are gay.

    im going to get drunk and try to fistslam the bride in her cute little asshole until its gaping.

    then pound some syntha 6, green mag and do some military reps with the grooms faggot ass.
     
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    if you don't like weddings then you must be gay. They practically give away poon.

    its just one gay thing after another with you lately

    :fawk:
     
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    i see the old bateman is back
     
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    deltsmash the cake
     
  6. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    you are not you big softy
     
  7. Patrick Bateman

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    im going with a girl you fucking asscamera.
     
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    there's the bateman we all know and love :rofl:

    open bar? cause cash bars are gay
     
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    Where's the wedding?
     
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    well whose fault is that?
     
  11. Patrick Bateman

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    I dont know some fucking restaurant, shit is pretty ghetto.
     
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    F the diet, have a good time
     
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    fuck gettin sentimental
     
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    Jizz on the cake, spread it around and return to your seat.
     
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    what town nga I gotta know dis
     
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    Bateman's got a girlfriend :greddy:
     
  18. Patrick Bateman

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    it was in middletown, white trash wedding :rofl: shit was hilarious. :bowdown:
     
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    More details. I can't believe it was in a fucking restaurant. You gotta get rid of this girl ASAP too dude.
     
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    Well, the chick is awesome I like her a lot. she felt all bad asking me but it was a wedding for one of her coworkers who she remained close with after she left the job, she warned me it'd be trashy, i felt bad for her so i just went, everyone got pissed drunk, the restaurant was a chinese dump, the music was terrible, half the people didnt have teeth, the bar was a joke, the service was terrible, the food was pathetic, there was drama amongst random people from one family to the others, the people were just gross in general........regardless of all that it was funny and the bride and groom truly seemed pretty happy for as pathetic as they were, so whatever, i got to know the chick and then we went out to a club after and it was a good day/night.

    yeah, pretty fucking gay, i know. whatever bros. my glutes are still more shredded than all yours.
     
  21. retorq

    retorq What up bitch??

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    Did you just say that your ass is more shredded then all ours?! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  22. Patrick Bateman

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    FTMFW.
     
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    middletown lol

    Morristown was awesome yesterday bro, sack up and be a man don't go to these fuckin' bud light weddings on the saturday before st. patrick's day. Girls were tugging the cocks of any faggot that wasn't butt rubbing the wall with his drink on his chest.

    Suck my dick.
     
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    after hanging out with drunk rednecks, i bet your ass is shredded :buttsex::mamoru:
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    Middletown and Morristown trashier then Hoboken??
     
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