I'm a virgin. Please bite my ear.

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  1. black jesus

    black jesus OT Supporter

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    I've never actually done squats or good mornings. What should I do the first time to save face and not die? Any good vids or how to's? I'm tired of the pussy leg press machine crap.
     
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    start light. Get your form down first.
    Save face? fuck people. Do what you need to do.
     
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    :bigthumb: I haven't squatted in a while, and was in the gym doing like 100 lbs just trying to get comfortable doing them agian. It's better to go really light and be comfortable, and get your form down then to start off too heavy and pick up a bunch of bad habits. That kind of crap carries over to when you go heavy and you can really hurt yourself doing it.
     
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    Like everyone else said, start light and get into it. Don't try and start heavy and go 1/3 of the way down and be a fagtron.

    Make sure your head moves first from the squat position and keep your back straight.
     
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    get fucking low
     
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    You've never done squats and dont do deadlifts. how the fuck can you talk shit about anyone?
     
  9. black jesus

    black jesus OT Supporter

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    I do deads. I don't talk shit to anyone in here. I'm a bottom feeder in this forum. I just never wanted to be the bitch in the box with no weight on the bar.
     
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    Be the bitch. Be one with your inner bitchness.

    I think most people would laugh harder at someone trying to do too much weight than someone doing a small amount.
     
  11. Mugwump

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    - Face a wall so your toes are touching the baseboard and your body is inches away.
    - Try to bend down and push your butt out without your knees touching the wall as you go down.
    - Don't look down, look up.
     
  12. MaineSucks

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    we all know you're a virgin, fag
     
  14. getjacked

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    YOU'RE THE MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO USED FAGTRON
     
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    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    Naw, I've been using that for a while too.
     
  16. Mugwump

    Mugwump Guest

    thread title changes are :greddy:
     
  17. lif

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    :bowrofl: at thread title change
     
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    :hay: :mamoru: I use it in real life too, I either get laughs or the :hsugh: face.
     
  19. MaineSucks

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    we know
     
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    black jesus OT Supporter

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    fagataur > fagtron
     
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    Fagtron rolls off the tongue more easily :hs:
     
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    truth.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    What about fagasaurus rex?
     
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    I like where this thread is headed.
     
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