MIL I'm a magnet for officer ass-hattery...

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  1. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    AF Officer: Is there a reason you are outside without your cover on, Marine?

    Me: *standing next to my bike* Sir, I'm actually Navy and I'm about to put my motorcycle helmet on.

    AF Officer: :ugh: :doh:Ride safe, Sailor.
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    how the hell did he confuse you w/ a Marine unless you're already sporting the new khaki top uniform?
     
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    Getzen88 New Member

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    was said officer a 2nd LT?
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Why did you respond if he called you Marine? You didn't earn the right to be called Marine, so you shouldn't answer to it. Next time be careful how you present yourself, remember to hang your head low, slouch your shoulders, mumble, and do not make eye contact since you are not a Marine.
     
  6. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    I wear Woodland/Desert MARPAT (aka digital cammies) being that I am 2401 (Fleet Marine Force NEC) and I work at a Marine Corps command.

    And I do believe he was a junior officer. ;)
     
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    PlutoBHG New Member

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    should have told him to remove his cover too (the asshat)
     
  8. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    :rofl: Good one.
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    I'm usually a magnet for officer wife ass-hatery. I love them bitches that wear thier husbands rank.
     
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    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    I've never experienced this particular form of asshattery......stories?
     
  12. aftershock-

    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    From my experience...One night i was working the main gate to the air station, and this WO's wife came through the gate raising hell about a marine driving too fast in town, and wanted us to do something about it. we had him pull over once he entered the base. I was still talking to the female, who was outraged. i informed her that we have no jurisdiction off-station, and that she would need to file a complaint with the local PD. The female threatened me with the whole "my husband is WO so and so" and wouldnt let the incident go. she demanded to know the marines name and i stated i wasnt allowed to give out the information. She left pissed off..hah. the next day the local PD came aboard to take a complaint from her...lol.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    You are about to be married. Stories will only make you think twice.

    Edit: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: Nice
     
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    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    yeah but I am not an officer! :noes:

    Hopefully she doesn't turn into a fat bag like a lot of enlisted wives. She works out a lot though and has good genes :naughty:
     
  16. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    there are a couple of ratings that wear BDU's in the Navy. Seabee ratings for example all wear BDU's.
     
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    Lolz one of the JO's wife is always calling the command. Most of the guys give her the run around or hang up on her. The JO told us if he found out that we didn't try hard enough to reach him on the ship that he'd chew us out :ugh: :rofl: . BTW his wife is hot use to be a stripper.
     
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    i hate when peoples wives call the ship all the time, our quarterdeck phone is down in my watch station so i always get people fucking calling at all hours of the day just to chat with their husbands about how they arent feeling well or to say goodnight and shit, and everytime im thinking, what the fuck bitch this is a fucking place of business, its ok if he sets a time to come call you on this phone to say goodnight or whatever, but i dont need to be answering the phone with the the whole navy spiel and then calling 6 different places on the ship to find your douchebag husband...im not here to be his secretary, so if this call isnt important, i fucking hate you :squint:
     
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    It's especially stupid because 99% of Sailors have cell phones. Fuckers are always using the ships phone to make local calls. If I were married I wouldn't wouldn't want my wife calling the command. I'd tell her to never call unless it's urgent.
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    what about those of us that happened to be stationed on a sub, and the signal doesn't reach through the hull:o
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    ...needs more power...
     
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    DSHR Well-Known Member

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    I don't know shit about subs. I've entertained the idea of trying to get orders to one so I can get away from crappy command.
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    what's your rating?

    I loved my time on board. Being a Submariner takes a special breed of people, but damn it we're a proud bunch.
     
  24. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    What's worse than that?

    Me: OOD, how may I help you?
    Wife: I need to speak with my husband, (first & last name given).
    Me: *sigh* Ok, what dept or div. does he work in?
    Wife: I don't know...
    Me: :squint: Ok, what's your husbands rank/rate?
    Wife: Oh how the hell should I know?
    Me: Are you sure this is his wife?
    Wife: *click - dial tone*

    How are you going to be married to someone in the Navy and not know what they do or have the basic information on them?
     
  25. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Maybe it wasn't the wifey :noes:
     

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