MIL I'm a little bit drunk and just owned an E-5 :)

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  1. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    sorry i couldnt resist
     
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    Hahaha, did you trash his room?
     
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    maybe... :mamoru:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Holy shit, I would kill you. Or give you some practice in proper wear of the uniform. My favorite game to play with my soldiers that were fuckups was called NAME THAT UNIFORM. Basically I would have them strip everything off their uniforms that could come off, and give them 30 minutes to be inspection ready. All through the day I would yell out Class A, or MOPP 4, or my favorite full battle rattle. And they would have 30 minutes to be standing outside their room at the position of attention. Every demerit was 25 reps of what ever excercise I felt like. Just imagine how long it would take to reassemble your LBE, Kevlar, and uniform. God I loved being in the Army. :rofl:
     
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    ive had to do that before, alot of NCOs love that game, thank god ill be an NCO VERY SOON... :)
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    If you don't do anything wrong, you don't get to play the game. It's that simple. And that game was saved for me habitual fuckups. For the most part I just made them flutter kick till they cried.
     
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    haha the famous, "Flutter Kicks, GO!"
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    If they couldn't flutter anymore, I would transition to "spread em, close em, spread em, close em, all the way up, half way down, 6 inches" repeat until tired of talking.
     
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    yup, gotta love it
     
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    mtnbike4522 CelicaTech.com

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    I hated front back gos
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    So I guess you are familiar with the routine?
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhahahah :rofl:!! :Owned:
     
  13. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I sense an impending thread merge. :noes:
     
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    I think that was the point.. :hsugh:


    Ever have to do them on gravel or mud?
     
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    I like how he calls himself a ranger! never been there just a dream of his!!
     
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    I had to do that in basic training. But now, our NCOs are not out to fuck us, the take care of us and square us away before we fuck up.
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I'm not a Ranger. :dunno:

    My AV isn't myself - it's my son: http://www.certifiedcomputing.com/john.htm
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I actually asked for C5Load and PIMP to be mods in almost every "we need a mod in Teh Barracks" thread I created or posted in.
     
  19. DaRkPhAnToM

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    he never said he was an army ranger. i asked him if he was and he said the truth, that he wasnt. Just cause he has Ranger in his name doesnt mean hes a wannabe/poser. Maybe its for Park Ranger? or maybe he loves Ranger Bass Boats (i sure do) all in all lay off of him he did nothing wrong
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    He was a mod once. Apparently it didn't work out.
     
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