GUN If your wife/gf/SO is being raped, tell her to vomit on herself...

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  1. thedude11

    thedude11 New Member

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    ...and if that doesn't work, she can try shitting on herself. If that doesn't work, she can try telling the rapist that she's on her period. Or she could try asking nicely.


    At least that's what the Illinois State Police, the State Attorney, and the Westchester County Board of Legislators recommends you should try.

    Don't use a gun though, it's more likely to be used against you in an attack.

    http://www.sao.co.st-clair.il.us/sexalt.asp

    http://www.watpa.org/wcbol/pub/rapeprev.htm

    http://www.isp.state.il.us/crime/saconfronted.cfm
     
  2. Mr. Bungle

    Mr. Bungle *lube'n up the shock paddles*

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    Um, if I have my CHL, been trained in tactical firearm use...I'm using my fucking 1911

    fucking liberals :rolleyes:
     
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    No, you should use a shrill alarm or a whistle. They're excellent attention getting devices.

    Guns are dangerous. The State Attorney says so.
     
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    95% chance surviving a violent attack with a gun lol
     
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    thedude11 New Member

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    This is going into the main forum later when more people are viewing... :mamoru:
     
  6. Ford4Life

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    I know a woman who is only alive today because she had a gun during an attempted rape. She is an ER nurse in a shitty area, and her shift ended at midnight. She was attacked in the parking garage and forced into a car. While the guy was pulling her panties off, with one hand over her mouth, she was able to reach into her purse and pull out a Smith 642 and she shot him the face. He died instantly. This is when carrying concealed weapons was illegal (we had no CCW in Ohio at the time but she carried anyway) and no charges were filed against her. She still has a 3 inch scar under her right ear, going down her neck, where they guy cut her with a fillet knife.

    She should give a lecture to these liberal fucktards.
     
  7. Liptonucf

    Liptonucf wee woo wee woo wee woo

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    I think I would rather have a rapist's brains and blood all over me rather than my own shit. Of course being a male, the chances of rape are exceedingly low. My wife knows, that if someone is trying to kidnap/rape, if you dont have a weapon go for eyes/throat/groin. Last time I checked people who resist have a higher chance of survival (was also told this in a self defense class).
     
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    What part of ohio?
     
  9. Ford4Life

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    Southwest, Cincinnati.
     
  10. mtnbikekid08

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    [SIZE=+1]PASSIVE SELF DEFENSE-[/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=+1]Talking your way out of a situation. [/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=+1]Telling the rapist you're pregnant, menstruating, or afflicted with a communicable disease can be an effective ploy. [/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=+1]Faking submission and waiting for an appropriate opportunity to make an escape. [/SIZE]
    • [SIZE=+1]Urinating, defecating, or vomiting. [/SIZE]
    "shit, you're pregnant? I'll just leave then."
    "Not!!! FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
    *rapes*
     
  11. hsmith

    hsmith OT Supporter

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    lol

    rapee: "i have aids!!!"
    rapist: "lol it is ok i do too!!! LOLOL!!"

    owned
     
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    WTF were they thinking?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    My grandpa is good friends with the state's attorney. He has coffee with him every morning. Maybe I should go with him this week and have a nice little chat with Mr. Haida.
     
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    From IL state police link

    "
    Before you fight
    Fighting for your safety may be necessary. However, if you start out fighting you cancel any other options that might be open to you. Since many attacks on women are not sexually motivated, and are designed to degrade and humiliate, talking your way out of it may be easier.
    • There is documentation of assailants that left a would-be-victim alone after she told him that she was pregnant and it would kill her baby. (Some case were women that were too old to even have a baby.)
    • Telling an attacker that you have VD or AIDS can discourage him.
    • It may sound disgusting, but putting your fingers into you throat and making yourself vomit usually gets results. (This method is not often used except as a last resort.)
    • Use your imagination and you can think of others.
    The above methods are particularly important if your assailant has a gun or knife, or there is more than one attacker. (Fighting would probably be futile.)
    "
     
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    No, my wife will be shooting the fucker. Sorry Illinois.
     
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    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    Dinner in the middle of the day?
     
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    I have no words beyond

    Fuck that.

    and I honestly tried to come up with a intelligent response, I just can't seem to think at the moment.
     
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    That's still lunch. :hsugh:
     
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    in some places lunch is called dinner and the last meal of the day is called supper...
     
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    Fuck that! Dinner and supper are the same thing. :rofl::noes:
     
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    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    \. speaking of which it's dinner cooking time!:drool: steak
     
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    from the last link

    "# Guns stolen from residences are a primary way of getting guns into the hands of criminals."

    :ugh:
     

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