MMA If you think you can kick a fighter's ass...

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  1. FloppyCock

    FloppyCock New Member

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    You're wrong. If you could, you'd be in the UFC fighting him.

    Just had to put that out there for the influx of armchair athletes after every UFC.
     
  2. FloppyCock

    FloppyCock New Member

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    What the fuck is that? :rofl:
     
  3. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    Its from Always Sunny in Philidelphia
     
  4. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I think I can take on Blake Bowman [​IMG]
     
  5. maks

    maks Bah! t(-_-t)

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    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    i've already beaten fedor. I met him on the street, our eyes connected, and in the space of 2 seconds, he conceded defeat. then graciously moved over on the sidewalk.
     
  7. Optamix

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    I would be all the money in the world that I could beat Weems.

    I would fight bowman too.
     
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    I imagine he's talking about actual event fighters, not TUF. I'm sure many people could take alot of the TUF guys.
     
  9. FloppyCock

    FloppyCock New Member

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    I'm not so sure too many people can take on a lot of the TUF guys at all, but yeah I was talking about event fighters.
     
  10. FloppyCock

    FloppyCock New Member

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    Of all the people on offtopic, you're one of the few who has the training and experience to make this statement.
     
  11. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    Id beat Leben
     
  12. Titus

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    i can kick any fighters ass as long as i get a taser and bear mace
     
  13. apman0000

    apman0000 OT Supporter

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    i'd be down for brawling with some 155 pounders,,,,,,,,but i guess that doesn't say much for me since i'm 270 pounds
     
  14. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    I'd just take a taser and a bear. :mamoru:
     
  15. FloppyCock

    FloppyCock New Member

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    I'd still bet on the 155er. I mean, can you really imagine yourself not getting hurt by a Sean Sherk or a Tyson Griffin?
     
  16. konrad109

    konrad109 New Member

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    I wouldn't be afraid to atleast try it. I think I could hang with some of the guys in standup sparring, cause some of them are really bad at it. I'd get nervous fighting in the octagon with all those people watching though.
     
  17. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    :rofl: They're really "bad at it" agianst other professionals. They aren't "really bad at it" enough to have some kid with a year of training walking in there and knocking them out.
     
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    Some of the TUF guys look like they never had a day of standup training.
     
  19. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    Cue up the video of the guy off the street going after Josh Koschek.
     
  20. Captain Amazing

    Captain Amazing OT Supporter

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    I could take Tim "The Maniac" Sylvia.
     
  21. Optamix

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    :squint:

    I can triangle anyone.

    But in your case I would use a bat.
     
  22. CxRxAxNxK

    CxRxAxNxK New Member

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    I second that. (no offense).

    Optimax is somewhat building a fan following on OT.
    Its how a Nigga eat.
     
  23. miek

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    I challenge you Optamix, a table, ladders, chairs match, for the OTFC cheeseburger.jpg belt.

    I'm coming for you :squint:
     
  24. Optamix

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    I've watched a lot of wrestle-mania DVDs [/James Thompson] :nono:
     
  25. FloppyCock

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    We should have an eating contest. With cheeseburgers.

    No weight classes.
     

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