IF you found out one day that eating fecal matter of animals made you swole

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  1. Patrick Bateman

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    and ripped, would you chomp away?

    the bigger the animal, the bigger your muscles grow.

    elephant shit, gorilla shit, whale shit, tiger shit = swole.

    dog shit = pretty fuckin swole.

    rabbit shit = decent little cuts.

    would you om nom nom? i would. with some hot sauce.
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    Except "yes"
     
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    U know I've always wondered about thsi but more in relation to DNP. People spend so much time, literally months dieting.. well DNP can do that in a matter of a week. It just can potentially kill you and cause blindness. But hell why not?

    Id also eat shit too. I figure I already eat human female ass EOD right now so i'd be accustomed to it
     
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    no, no i wouldnt :o
     
  6. Patrick Bateman

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    i'd pay to eat a few chicks shitpatties. if i could get swole from it too it would be euphoric.
     
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    only if i can get it fresh out the hole
     
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    yes i would because i know some supplement company out there would make it taste like milk chocolate somehow.
     
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    but i could see a strong tidal wave of shit aftertaste come on after you swallow. kind of like when i blow homeless guys.
     
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    i was already under the impression that animal shit made you powerful.

    been doing it for weeks now.
     
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    I'd wait for the f&n to come up with simple and delicious shit recipes.
     
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    :bowdown::rofl:
     
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    only bateman would make this thread
     
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    Remember this?
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    Gut went straight to the source for ultimate swoleness.
     
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    thats like binge swelling
     
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    yeah I would. I have an ability to sorta suspend my taste buds and get damn near anything down. Comes from years of being a rentboy.
     
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    Would I? Hell, I already have, just in case it does work.
     
  20. brocephus

    brocephus i would unplug cooly's life support to charge my c

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    if patty bates had diarrhea, i'd follow him around all day with a spoon and a bib
     
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    If you inject Levrone's urine it's like GH, Deca, Prop, Tren, and Masteron E in one.
     
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    stealthrapt0r me lift weights

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    i'd cap them up and swallow em
     
  24. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    i'd rather eat shit than inject it into my glutes
     
  25. M617

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    i eat spiders and beetles because of high protein but i doubt i would eat shit...thats just nasty
     
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