If you Drive A Kia, You suck Dick

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  1. Dodge guy

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    Kia is the car for gheys of all ages.

    End of story, You know who you are:greddy:
     
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    dated a chick who drove a kia. and yes she did suck dick, very well indeed.:bj:
     
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    I dont drive a kia, but whats wrong with an inexpensive car with a 10 year/100,000 mile warrenty?
     
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    jeyur cum fairy OT Supporter

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    jettas are up there
     
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    My first car was a 96 Kia Sephia. Nothing like going out to the races and beating up on Civics. :rofl: Nothing like seeing the shock in their faces.
     
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    natalie5445 Frau Blücher

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    Korean automobiles FTMFL
     
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    :werd:

    If you drive a truck, you're likely trying to hide the fact that you clearly also suck dick.

    KIA = out of the closet
    Large Truck = in the closet
     
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    Don't those fuckers have like 90hp? What the fuck kind of civic were you beating with that? I don't doubt you, I'm just shocked that it would beat anything... even a slow ass civic.
     
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    Dynoed 118/118 to the wheels. :mamoru:

    The first gen Sephias were basically Mazda Proteges. The motor was the Mazda BP motors.
     
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    i know more gay people who own dodges than kias
     
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    richbitch1 Peace OUT!!

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    my husband likes the kia and the way i suck his dick!
     
  13. Rok

    Rok all up in ya face like mace OT Supporter

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    my 1st car was a kia sephia.. good old 1.8 liter 5 speed i do miss gas mileage it got though
     
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    To bad i dont have a large truck:hsugh:

    And you drive a what?
     
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    :hsugh::rolleyes:
     
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    Never said it was I just own one cuz it was cheap and fits my lifestyle and i like it over other brands
     
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    holy fuck hahaha. these retarded ass words coming from "the dodge guy"

    just to let u know, driving a dodge is just as gay as driving a kia.
     
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    The Dodge guy? :rofl:
     
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    Accord :mamoru:...

    Accord = likes pussy. :dunno:

    I'll bet my stereo sounds better than that piece of shit kenwood you're going to put in your wifes jeep. I won't even point out that a woman in a jeep = certain lesbian.
     
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    yeah your lifestyle of getting dodge RAMMMMMED in the ass by gay men. :rofl:
     
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    Its a "lifestyle" all right.
     
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    "Though I drive through the valley and hills of mud, I will fear no obstacle, For 4x4 is with me."

    In your Dodge :rofl:
     
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    I bet my stock alpine stereo sounds better then your stock system. And if my gf is a lesbian, so be it, I win :rofl::hsugh:
     
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    point?
     

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