So my girl has this bad habit of just passing out come "bed time". Im, of course, a lot more interested in sex then sleep at that point and then spend an hour or two rolling around with an uncomfortable errection being irritated with her all night and sleep deprived in the morning. how far out there would it be to fire up some internet porno and take care of the erection issue with her sleeping accross the room? Im assuming it would be a good idea to talk this over prior rather then just have her be surprised. I must confess that on some level the idea of her finding internet porn threatening as sort of a punishment for her laziness is somewhat appealing, which makes me think that right there this is a terrible idea, but on the other hand this is a practical concern. You can go ahead and say that its not practical to expect sex every single night, but I want what I want and thats just how it is.