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  1. Rommel

    Rommel friends forever

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    have a massive brawl who would come out the winner?

    Due to the vast majority of people in this forum being well under 200lbs, each guy over 200lbs must wear one weighted clown shoe on their right foot and one 20oz boxing glove on their left hand.

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    Who wins?
     
  2. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    :rofl: clownshoe

    I would lose but I'd go down fighting
     
  3. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    what kind of fighting environment? if it were in a gym, i'm pretty wiley and could run around for awhile. as for fighting, i can at most run behind somebody else who's fighting and kick him in the ass. that's pretty much all...
     
  4. Rommel

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    this will take place in a delapidated warehouse
     
  5. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    i name myself in the top 5 then because it'd be fucking hard to catch me :o
     
  6. Yardsale

    Yardsale OT Supporter

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    even harder to catch me :fawk:
     
  7. Yardsale

    Yardsale OT Supporter

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    but I think I would get caught by a stray punch and lights out :o
     
  8. DOHChi

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    ive been in a lot of rumbles at bars and clubs. ive came out on top most of the time, or the fight got broken up due to bouncers. if we can use objects, i name myself top 5. beer bottles and bar stools ftw.
     
  9. Rommel

    Rommel friends forever

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    you bastards, there are only 4 corners in this warehouse, by the sounds of things a number of people will be dry humping each other in the corners trying to get away.
     
  10. DOHChi

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    lol, im always ready to throw down. especially if my friends or family are in danger.

    soccer kicks and stomps to head ftw
     
  11. brolli

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    haha that boxer in the first ufc came out like that.

    my strategy in this "brawl" would be to team up with bit, vulgar, and chechen to take out G-n-P first and then back stab them for a win :mamoru:
     
  12. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    not me :(
     
  13. I want G-n-P :squint:






















    :noes:
     
  14. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    i'm a lot shorter and run a decent amount, so my stamina is faily good

    and you might get cocky with your training and actually might try to fight while i know better :rofl:
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    if you catch me, i'm your weapon of choice :eek3:
     
  16. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    oh yeah, and my vote goes to supertrapped as the victor
     
  17. Yardsale

    Yardsale OT Supporter

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    I would probably try to punch brolli in the side of his head for a KO and then get clobbered :o

    edit: I would get denied by headgear. forgot the punchline of the joke :o
     
  18. KingJeff

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    my dumb ass would probably ending pulling guard then get stomped.
     
  19. brolli

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    well... I think it depends on how fast you can sub your opponent. I was rolling with one of my bigger partners the other day while going for a heel hook he started to push my throat with his heel very hard. Although it hurt, I took the pain and kept going for the sub until he tapped.
     
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    and yes it is different with people trying to stomp you and such, but if you were able to disable one guy really fast without taking too much damage, then it would have been worth it.
     
  21. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    not me :wavey:

    i'm small, barely work out, and don't train :wtc:

    i'll utilize feces throwing techniques if need be though
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    in a massive brawl, probably not the best to get tangled up
     
  23. Maestro Nobones

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    you guys would Be fucked, I'd bring a frying pan and a rubber chicken :noes:
     
  24. DOHChi

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    seriously though, in a melee, the best weapon is a hammer. light, yet able to do a lot of damage, and also very hard to block. its got a blunt side and a sharp side, what more do u need.

    give me a hammer and i might come out on top.
     
  25. Mejnoon

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    I'd try to heel hook all the motherfuckers with clown shoes, thats all I know.
     

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