if for some reason you aren't tracking diet and keeping a log, you're a moran

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  1. black jesus

    black jesus OT Supporter

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    I didn't realize how easy it is with h3smith's shit. I feel like I've been fucking arround for a year.

    that is all, carry on.
     
  2. THE mister juice

    THE mister juice jfk→sea

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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    i eat the same thing everyday pretty much so i dont really track anything
     
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    Fitday, Dietpower...? WHAT SPEAK OF YOU
     
  5. black jesus

    black jesus OT Supporter

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    its not ready for plugging yet...still working all the bugs out. A f&n member made an increadibly bad ass web based proggy.
     
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    Chris3G Bullshark Testosterone

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    i don't track anything anymore
     
  7. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    I eat this everyday

    Breakfast is 1.5 cup low carb milk, 2 scoops whey, sometimes olive oil
    Snack is 6 scrambled eggs
    Lunch is half a lb of 85/15 ground turkey with a salad
    Snack is the same shake as breakfast
    Dinner is the same as lunch except with 2 small baked potatos
    Before bed is cottage cheese and whey

    Dunno how many calories or how much protein it is though. If I skimp out on anything, it's usually the eggs. Baked potatoes are small enough that 2 of them is the size of 1 normal sized ones
     
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    SquirtRussel OT Supporter

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    i just handwrite in a journal
     
  9. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    I dont track, it's too much work. I can keep a mental record pretty well, I know when I've eaten too much or need to eat again. I also Know about how much protein I take in, my biggest problem is eating too much to reach my goal, but I love food so much :(
     
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    i tried, and got lazy.
     
  11. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I don't need to keep track of my food, just the weights.
     
  12. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    i've never tracked anything
     
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    just die faggot.
     
  14. Neo22

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    i eat the same thing everyday so i really dont need to write that bs down
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    Parabellum Molon Labe!

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    I'm down for testing it if he needs any more testers.
     
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    DatacomGuy is moving to Canada

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    i track both diet and weights..
     
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  20. Devil

    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    not rly

    you should be keeping a log of both
     
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    scent of a wookie OT Supporter

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    calling people who don't log, morons = trolling
     
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    I eat the same thing every single deal for all 5 meals and I already know what the numbers are, so I don't track anything.
     
  23. zackflavored

    zackflavored KingShit's Post #55!

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    i might be misinterpretting this, but you eat 5 meals all consisting of the same foods?
     
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    this thread didn't go as well as the thread starter wished.
     
  25. Devil

    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    So, I asked this chick out over the phone (she was an employee of a potential client I was soliciting). It became very evident that I was not going to get the account, so I decided to ask out their incredibly hot Office Manager. During our meetings, we had a great repoire and we made each other laugh quite a bit. So I figured, "Why not go for it" and decided to call her at work and ask her out. When I asked her out she responded: "Hmmm, I don't know how to answer that. Can I get back to you on that one?"

    Naturally, I assume I've just been blown off so I say: "Ummm...ok."

    Well, to my total surprise, she calls me back the very next day & says: "Regarding our discussion yesterday, I'd love to have dinner Saturday night." So, I'm pretty excited. She was an incredibly hot brunette (and I love brunettes).

    We arrange to meet at a very busy Mexican restaurant by her house. I get there 30 minutes early knowing that if I don't put my name in for a table at that time, we'll be waiting an hour to get one. Then I head up to the bar & start ordering Margaritas. I also tend to get quite nervous on first dates so I figured I could get a nice buzz going to loosen me up.

    She shows up on time, and coincidently, just they're calling me to be seated. I walk up to her & say "perfect timing" and we take our seat. I then ask her if she'd like a drink and she replies: "I'm sorry, I don't believe in drinking alcohol." LMAO - and here I am holding two margaritas in my hands and already a little buzzed. As you can imagine, the night goes down hill from there.

    We sit down and she begins telling me that the reason she said "could I get back with you" when I asked her out was so that she could go home & discuss it with her parents. She was not particularly young, but apparently she never had a boyfriend before. I ask her what her longest relationship was and she says "3 weeks." Apparently, she only dates people from her church and that's why she had to ask her parents. She was like 27 and I was only the second date she ever had, and the first from outside her church.

    She proceeds to tell me that she does missionary work with for her church every summer and her after work activities consist of watching tapes of General Hospital and acting as a "team leader" for her church's youth group.

    So, being a little tipsy, I think it's a good idea to lighten the mood by asking her about her college days. She starts talking to me about college (but doesn't reveal where she went) and just tells me her college days were rather boring. So, stupid drunk me starts trying to make her laugh by telling her about my partying days at Central Michigan University. After my stories, she just sat there with a horrified look on her face (my stories weren't that bad...just some stuff about having a huge party and nearly burning down our apartment. It's not like they involved sex or anything). So I ask her, "Well, where did you attend college?" And she proceeds to tell me that she went to a private Baptist college in Ohio. Doh! Strike two. Evidently, I'm a drunk AND a heathen!

    So dinner is over and I tell her that I have reserved tickets for us at a Comedy Club for later in the night. The show was to start at 10:30pm. However, she says she can't go because the show won't get over until late & she needs to get up early for church. So, I suggest we head over to Gameworks and goof around there for a while.

    As we leave the restaurant, I tell her that she can ride with me because Gameworks was on the other side of the mall parking lot from the restaurant and it would be pointless to drive two cars. However, she refuses to ride in the same car as me. She begins telling me a story about how her parents were out walking a few years back and stumbled across the dead body of a girl who had been murdered by her date. Ever since then, she has refused to share a car ride with her dates.

    When we get to Gameworks, she decides she really doesn't want to go in and would rather get dessert from a nearby restaurant. At this point, I know there is no way in hell either one of us really wants to be there any longer and I suggest we just call it a night. She agrees. And as we're leaving, just for a laugh I say to her, "You know...I've had a really wonderful time tonight. What do you say we do this again?" She just looks at me with a blank expression on her face and replies, "I'm sorry, but you're just not Christian enough for me. I need someone less wild."
     
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