MMA "I'd like to touch her with a 25 centimeter pole"

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  1. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    :bowrofl: Mauro FTMFW
     
  2. Lester206

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    mauro was extra corny tonight again with his quotes but i LOL'd at that one.
     
  3. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    hahahahah what the fuck lol Mauro
     
  4. he's so fucking corny. I could get over all the other shit.


    where's that clip of him doing pro-wrestling promos and sporting a glorious mullet?
     
  5. Rob H

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    i lol'd when he accidently called the cage "the octagon" and quadros jumps in "CAGE, CAGE!" and mauro says, "oops, hopefully we don't get sued for that"
     
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    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  7. itr452

    itr452 VTEC motherfucker, GOT ANY?

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    that quote reaffirmed my love for mauro........ he's godly!
     
  8. miek

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    :bowrofl: Mauro ftw
     
  9. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    "The fight lasted about as long az Linzy Lohan's last stiny in rehab"

    HAHAHHAHA
     
  10. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Gina's "I just wanted to choke her. WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!!" HAHAHAHHA awesome.
     
  11. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    i love that girl. i really do. She is really nice in person. Really really cute and bubbly.
     
  12. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    :rofl: some great quotes last night

    i snicker every time the word "proverbial" is used during a mma fight
     
  13. Khaaz

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    "Not even Tide would get the stains out of that dirty boxing." lmao Mauro fucken owns. Get rid of Goldberg though IMO.
     
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    that was great... :rofl::rofl::bowdown: and damn she's hot.
     
  15. jmx2323

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    I ws laughing my ass off when he said that.
     
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    every time mauro said something, i did chuckle a few times first
     
  17. Kozzy McKoz

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    Mauro is the man. The shit he says cracks me up

    What fight was it where he goes "And there he goes unleashing the fury of hades on his opponent"
     
  18. does Gina have fake boobs? they're pretty big for such a fit girl.
     
  19. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    She's actually quite thick apparently. He has a hard time making weight regularly.

    I think they are real.
     
  20. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    "HOLY KNOCK OUT BATMAN!!!"
     
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    They outta can Goldberg, and just have it Mauro/Quadros... Granted, Bill didn't say anything TOO stupid saturday...
     
  22. acidix

    acidix Ua mau, ke ea o ka `aina, i ka pono

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    As a fighter I wouldn't it'd be a health risk and then on top of it you'd have extra uncuttable weight added!
     
  23. acidix

    acidix Ua mau, ke ea o ka `aina, i ka pono

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    I'm watching it now.

    :bowrofl: Everything he says is GOLDEN.

    LIKE THE VOLCANO KILAUEA THE ACTION IS GOING TO ERUPT HERE TONIGHT!

    its so overdone its perfect.
     
  24. Kozzy McKoz

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    You could smother someone in guard with them
     
  25. Rob H

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    why were so many fights "contracted weights" instead of the normal weight classes in the US?
     

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