I wrote my g/f a dirty email ^_^

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  1. jehan60188

    jehan60188 New Member

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    Back story
    it's spring break, so we havent seen each other in over a week. we're both headed back to campus today, and hanging out tonight so i figured i'd give he something to look forward to


    i'm gonna get you in my room, and start kissing you, and massaging your neck, my other hand pulling you in close to me
    my lips wander to your neck, and my hand to your hair; you let out a soft moan as i gently tug on it, pulling your head back, giving me complete access to your collar bone
    i give it a bite, and you inhale sharply as your knees weaken
    you fall over onto the couch, and i follow. my hand moves to your breast; the other still caressing your hair
    out of control, you lay there as i undress you
    i relish in the warmth of your body for one wonderful moment before i penetrate you, making us one in an embrace of pleasure, and ecstasy

    i hope she likes lowercase letters...
     
  2. Ayutollah

    Ayutollah Guest

    thats the gayest shit I ever read in my life
     
  3. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    I love dirty emails they are so fun to write. Ive written a few stories for the bf.
     
  4. Corvalis

    Corvalis While the wicked stand confounded, Call me with my

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    what book did you steal it from?
    LOL
     
  5. young.gun

    young.gun New Member

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    dude u are fucked up , but maybe u will get ur first kiss tonight vrigin :):hs:
     
  6. kronik85

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    couple things, it starts off decent, some foreplay, but then all of a sudden in the last two sentences we've gone from undressing to penetration.

    maybe you just got tired of writing the letter, but that's a shitty transition. needs more colorful language, needs more build up, needs more description of body movements, touches, sensations, sounds, tastes, actions and reactions.

    it needs some fuckin passion.
     
  7. Alexqzilla

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    pee in her butt
     
  8. SpectraRedZ

    SpectraRedZ New Member

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    I'm still waiting for the fiance to write me a dirty email lol. But we have written stories before for one another :big grin:
     
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    i like it except the words collar bone isn't remotely sexy... it sorta turned me off from there on
     
  10. jehan60188

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    Yah, collarbone isn't that hot, but she loves it when i bite her there and i definitely ran out of inspiration when i went to undressing her- i wanted to say that i was massaging her vagina, but vagina just isn't a 'sexy' word, and i couldn't find a good synonym that wasn't dirty anyways, thanks for the comments/tips!
     
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    damn AFC's....prepare to break up!


    jus sayyin.....
     
  12. OoOlAlA

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    I've got a tip/suggestion...when talking dirty dont say "and"...it sounds better. Read that up above with out the "ands" you will see. And just isnt sexy sounding and never said and then...
     
  13. OoOlAlA

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    There...I did it for you.
     
  14. surlybot

    surlybot you cool maaaaaaannn?

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    wow, awesome dude
     
  15. Jackie Treehorn

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    Most undirty "dirty email" ever. :down:
     
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  17. Toda Party

    Toda Party .....

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    I was expecting something dirty also. There was nothing dirty about it :rofl:
     
  18. auveeb

    auveeb DATS CUTE

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    Go back to playing WoW.
     
  19. Nucleartiger

    Nucleartiger Clemson makes my nipples hard

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    In for her dad reading the email. :mad:
     

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