LGBT I went to my first gay bar tonight

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  1. dude guy

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    In the past few months, I've realized that I might possibly be bi. So tonight, I went to a gay bar. (I'm a 21 y.o. white male).

    It was almost entirely black guys and a few black girls, which sucks for me b/c I want white meat. I danced w/ a couple black girls- touching the ass of the hotter one a little. But when I asked if I could squeeze her ass, she said no, and her fat ugly sister cock blocked me for the rest of the night. I danced w/ a black guy w/ his shirt open; he grinded his ass into my crotch, and I felt his 6 pack area. But besides that, I couldn’t get any of the guys to kiss me, and I learned that you can’t just go up to a guy and try to dance w/ him. I spent almost 8 bucks to get in, almost 4 bucks on a beer, and a buck on the pool table- 13 bucks.

    Anyways: I though gay guys would be willing to make out at the drop of a hat, but it turns out that's not true. I just wanna see what kissing a man is like.

    Anyways: tomorrow night I'm going to a whiter gay club. Any suggestions on how to behave myself? I want to make out with a white guy.
     
  2. 2500

    2500 Guest

    you should just find some rusty needles on the street and jab them into your arm. much cheaper way of catching something.
     
  3. ExDelayed

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    Just be careful what your doing. Not all the people at the gay bar are gay. I used to haul my straight friend along with me (he liked looking at the lesbians). Good chance if you just walked up just out of the blue and kissed me you would probably be recieving my fist right in the center of your face. You'd be out cold on the floor if you did it to my friend.

    As gay men, just because we suck dick doesnt mean we are easy. ;)

    :werd:
     
  4. XPX

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    I went to my first gay bar a couple weeks ago and I didn't do any of that :ugh:

    <--baby steps

    Be careful with that impulse about kissing a total stranger, they might drag you to the dark room and fuck your brains out :rofl:
     
  5. dude guy

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    So how can I get a gay guy to kiss me? I just want to try it, to see if I feel anything.

    I mean, do you have to date him first?
     
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    Post a picture and we'll tell you if you have a chance.
     
  7. 2500

    2500 Guest

    this guys not serious is he?
     
  8. UpPy

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    Hard to tell..huh?

    kissing wasn't MY 1st "WANT"...thats 4 sure !!!

    :wavey:
     
  9. doublegunsstk

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    I will repeat, I still have never been to a gay bar or club :lol:
     
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    Can I take you and help you shed your virginity :noes:
     
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    join the club :rofl:
     
  12. dude guy

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    What's so absurd about what I wrote?

    PS: I think i've realized that I'm not really bisexual. I looked at some gay porn today and felt nothing. I'm straight, but I have a psychology that is very homosexual (hence my confusion).

    I've made up a term for what I am: an Emotional Homosexual, meaning that I have the emotional state of a homo. Like, I'm emotionally fragile, easily have my feelings hurt, incredibly sensitive to others; I need substance to get off, I want love not just sex, I weep at anything sentimental or sweet...

    Emotional Homosexual. That should become an official term.

    PPS: what's wrong w/ gay clubs?
     
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    It's not whats wrong with them, whats wrong seems the mentality that one goes there with
     
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    Fuck, does that mean I am straight? :noes:

    I am very much not emotionally fragile, its hard as hell to hurt my feelings and I could give two shits about most other people. Substance is good and I do want to be loved by others. Sentimental or sweet makes me smile but far from weeping.
     
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    oh no! you caught the straight!! :mamoru:
     
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    whats wrong with what you wrote? well, i'm not sure where to start, because pretty much everything.

    first off, being emotional has nothing to do with sexuality. "homo's" are not more emotional than straight guys. not all of them at least. just like not all "straight" guys are "men of steel" and don't show emotion at all. i am not sensative, i don't need substance to get off ( :rofl: btw) and i don't "weep".... actually, i don't even use the word weep.

    listen.... you are a sensative emotional guy. it has nothing to do with homosexuality. there are all kinds of emotional levels, in all different sexual orientations. there are gay guys, like myself, who are not emotional, and there are straight guys that are. there are women that tear up during every sad movie, and there are those that only cry when their fav wrestler loses the chapionship belt. you are being very stereotypical with your statements, and, thats whats wrong with what your saying.
     
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    haha, don't make me laugh out loud. :rofl:

    Oh look, the light is changing... sob!!!

    (sorry, inside joke here)
     
  19. XPX

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    erm
    now I need to revisit my sexuality because according to your description I'm straight...

    I think you are confused and maybe you are denying the fact that you might be bisexual, kissing the first guy in front of you won't define the situation, it's a complex mixture of wanting to kiss a guy, wanting to date one, have sex with him and such...

    If gay porn really does nothing for you and but are still emotional I'd say you are a straight guy that is in touch with his emotions. Being emotional is not related to homosexuality.
     
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    I've not needed to go to a gay club/bar to kiss a bloke before :sad2:
     
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    if you ever said that in front of me i'd smack the ever living shit out you :mad:
     
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    Thats pretty retarded.
     
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    Yes, all gay men are stereotypically easy to hurt emotionally. Hooray stereotypes! :bash:

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  24. UpPy

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    I DO my BF.

    :wavey::wavey:
     
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