MIL I was teabagged. I also have observer duties

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Well, let me clarify: I woke up and Turbo was trying to teabag me but all I saw was beef curtains, and a partially hidden bottle.

    As for observation...
    I might have to do it, depending on the random computer sample.

    What are some ways I can screw with folks?

    The shirt came around asking who had not been tasked yet. I have to serve my time.
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Wait...what? :hsugh:
     
  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I don't know orgygomi.
     
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    dubrocker sho nuff

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    -sing to the guys that look nervous
    -ask if they want you to hold the bottle
    -tell them "ya know, i volunteered for this" and wink at them
    -if you know the person, grab their shoulders and massage when they unbutton
    -when you walk out, say loudly, "those bumps should go away in a couple days"
     
  6. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I think I am going to talk in a flamer faggot voice the entire time.
     
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    funkywhiteboy New Member

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    meat gazer duty...... gotta love the army
    :rofl:
     
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    Take a close look and tell them "the list" will be posted by COB.
     
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    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    never had to be the pecker checker
     
  10. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    Only had to observe twice, and watching females' crotches all day gets pretty disgusting after a while
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I wound up getting out of it because of a mandatory course opened up and I had to attend. I would much rather sit an listen to an instructor, than watch men expel urine from their penises.
     
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    if I ever get plucked for meat gazing it's game on
     
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    andymodem Ambitious, but rubbish.

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