I Was Mentally Scarred Last Night

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  1. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    I invited a female friend of mine over last night to just hangout. We eat dinner, played a board game, got ice cream, and watched a movie. Then she kissed me and we started going at it.

    She was on top for the end... so we finish up and she gets off of me. I stand up and notice I am just COVERED IN BLOOD. My hand I used to finger her, my penis, and the lower region of my body in general, just fucking covered in blood. She failed to tell me that she was on her period.

    Anyways I go to take a solo shower to wash it all off and in the process I just started throwing up.


    Now whenever I think about sex I can't get the image of the amount of blood I was covered in out of my head. I mean there was a TON of blood and some other stuff. Just thinking of it makes me want to puke :wtc: :barf:. Normally I am OK with blood since I use to be an EMT, but for some reason with this, I can't handle it. Maybe because I was Surprised by it and the fact my penis was covered in blood. At any rate, thinking of sex now leads to thinking of that night, leads to me losing my erection :wtc:
     
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    Kalypso New Member

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    Wow, that's fucked up o_O
     
  3. DarkAngel19

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    Do you have another prospect that you can have a 'positive' experience with, not necessarily sex if you can't hold an erection? Otherwise, watch a lot of porn and think about the other times you have fucked girls that you loved.

    It is super bogus of her not to tell, as a woman that even sucks.

    DA
     
  4. sportsjunkie

    sportsjunkie OT Supporter

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    wow...what a bitch for her not telling you she was on her period

    you're traumatized now :rofl:.....but it sucks :hug:
     
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    Bobula Fairly Useless

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    pics?
     
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    oh man, she needs to go to hell
     
  7. Period Sex FTW.

    Girl on top during Period Sex FTMFL.
     
  8. Jabbermewmew

    Jabbermewmew OT Supporter

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    That's pretty fucked up, but at least you got some. You're pretty much screwed though in terms of getting that picture out of your mind.
     
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    fucked up? :hsugh:
    shit happens, it's part of sex. :rofl:
     
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    whining bitch shut the fuck up
     
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  12. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    :rofl: hey baby can you hold still, I need a pic, my buddies and OT aren't going to believe this!

    The more and more I tell my friends, it is just becoming a funny story. One of them said I earned my red wings like man, who then became a pussy and vomited.
     
  13. dstar

    dstar it's the motherfucking remix. OT Supporter

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    happens, been there done that. it'll go away in a week.
     
  14. lauren

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    thats not redwings. :hsughno:
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    If you were an EMT, I'd find it hard for you to NOT get over it...
     
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    ha ive done that its all good..

    then again.. walking into a room with blood and chunkies all over a wall and a dude chilling on the floor under it is worse.. ( yes i turned and walked out.. FTS it was the bad part of town and i knew what he was up to )

    anways.. its honestly not that bad man think of it this way... extra lube
     
  17. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    lol, actually the longer I don't touch myself or have sex... the more and more I just stop caring what happened and want to go back at it again.

    I guess I was just surprised, you know... first time I fucked a girl on her period.

    As an EMT you are wearing gloves... it doesn't get on your genitials :)

    Yes it is extra lube, I thought I was getting her super wet... turns out it was just blood :rofl:
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    :rofl:, man I was telling my friend from college about this. I just started laughing and realized how funny the entire situation was :rofl:.

    I'm glad I could make most of you laugh :)
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    It's funny to me for many reasons.
    1.The fact that she was on her period
    2.The fact that during the 3 minutes you guys were getting it on you never noticed....but proceeded to be angry at her for not telling you
    3.The visual is just pretty fucking funny
     
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    i ate my girlfriend out once, went to the bathroom to wash up, looked in the mirror and looked like i'd just killed a man hannibal lecter style.
     
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    atleast it wasnt from you...
     
  23. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    Well I would have liked a little warning, then we could avoid the positions where I am on the bottom, or done it in the shower :naughty:

    What made me vomit was there was something else on my penis other than blood. I couldn't quite tell what it was, other then "OK shower time".
     
  24. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    :rofl:
     
  25. Drifter87

    Drifter87 Yippi-kay-ay, Motherfucker

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    There was this time she clawed my back and I bleed all over her sheets... she had sharp finger nails :o

    Also if I was oozing blood out of my penis, I would be seeing a doctor and freaking out :o
     

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