I was just doing LEGS at the gym and SHARTED in my fucking pants.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    Did 5 sets of squats, everything was going great, was feeling it, ipod bumping, getting my blood flowing, moved on to the leg press, this is when things got a little ugly.

    the gym was fucking packed in that area specifically, kind of a hot girl to my right on the hack squat machine, and some skinny dude on my left on the smith, 3rd set in the machine is stacked/maxed on each side, forget how many plates 8 or 9 or some shit.......then it happened, im squeezing out my 9th or 10 rep and there it blew, a huge wet shart that i heard of my blaring ipod. long story short my calvin klein boxer briefs soaked through into my light gray adidas mesh pants, everyone turned and looked, it was fun times. i really didnt give a fuck, went on to leg extensions pumped out 5 sets in the corner and then ran the fuck out of there because i felt disgusting. :sad2:
     
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    I'm always afraid that I'll shit myself during the leg press, now I have a more of reason to be afraid, D:
     
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    sharted and went on with the workout

    so cash etc
     
  5. SlowNegative

    SlowNegative Her name is Rio

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    :bowrofl:

    I squated today too, but I'm scared to death about shitting myself. I usually make sure I squeeze out at least a little nugget before I hit the gym on leg day.
     
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    it was just a wet squirt, not really of solid substance. my undies were complete brown though, it was a massive watery shit squirt. sucks for the bro that sat on it after me. oh well. do work.
     
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    ur a brave man
     
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    i woulda cried like a little girl and hovered in my car seat all the way back home
     
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    BoypussY game over.

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    what the fuck is wrong with you? i would of dipped immediately if ANYTHING came out my fucking ass in public. :rofl:
     
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    hahaha i almost did the same exact fucking thing today.
     
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    im not going to lie i was embarassed to leave the area with the wet spot, but i figured once i GOT to the leg extension machine since its kind of in the back of the gym with a clean exit to the doorway i'd be OK. i wanted to get extensions in, still did squats, presses, extensions, ill just throw hammies and calves in later this week.
     
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    :rofl: I was doing some cardio and let a fucking loud ass fart out, dude on the machine next to me was like :hsugh:
     
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    That was my response too :mamoru:
     
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    :bowrofl: i loled
     
  16. Patrick Bateman

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    Nah bro I just rolled with that shit, pun intended.
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    shoulda had the kinda hot girl clean it for you
     
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    I've never sharted, but i've certainly ripped ass on the leg press and squat.
     
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    TKEBoss Nelson Sexors

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    I want to eat your shit.
     
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    best post of 2009 thus far. my kind of post. disgusting, homosexual and out of nowhere for pure shock value.
     
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    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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  24. 4cd-Air

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    still sit in the sauna after the workout?
     
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    I wonder if "the real thomas" witnessed you sharting yourself while he was spying on you.
     
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