MIL I was going through some of my old stuff and found this:

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Whoever typed it up couldn't decide on his rank.
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    I've been called everything from TSgt to A1C working at the Maintenance Operations Center. When you don't know and you're too scared to ask, make something up.:bowdown:
     
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    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    shaving the junk...gotta be careful mang.
     
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    J Active Member

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    the counseling on hair clippers got me
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Maybe it was a SSgt that was shaving a SrA's ballsack. :hsugh:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    thekinggovernor OT Supporter

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    cock in hand, keep going
     
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    :bowrofl: thank god he was counseled about the use of clippers...that probably saved your life!!!!!
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    ...and when he went to lift the cock out of the way, he noticed it was already up... :coolugh:
     
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    thekinggovernor OT Supporter

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    he already noticed it was in his mouth would have been better
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    no no no...he noticed the nick and moved his mouth closer to sooth the injury
     
  16. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    BTW, I was the Safety Officer, this was not my nutsack.

    Conditioner + razor FTW.
     
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    Safety officer FTW! We get to hear all the jacked up stuff that goes on.

    Being security manager is fun too, if you're into gossip. You would not believe the shit some guys have on their records.
     

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