I was about to beat the fuck out of some irritating asshat today *story*

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  1. Capt. Hammer

    Capt. Hammer PM me for rates on express consent. OT Supporter

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    So today I did some leg/shoulder work, and after about 45 mins of working out, I like to go sit in the sauna they have there, because it's pretty relaxing and helps clear my head.

    Anyways, I'm sitting in there, along with a girl I know from school, two other guys around my age, and we're all chatting.

    We're all talking a little bit, and I mention that they just finished building a Vitaminshoppe right across the highway.

    As soon as I mention vitaminshoppe, some little 17 year old faggoty fuck chimes in and says "Vitaminshoppe doesn't have stores, only a website"

    Everyone I was having the conversation with looks at each other like :hsugh: , and then look his direction. I ask "Actually dude, you might wanna check your facts. Theres a store RIGHT across the fucking street..."

    He just sits there, so we go back to talking.

    We say something about VS having good prices, and how GNC has a shitty selection at shitty prices, when the fucktard kid butts in again :ugh:

    "You don't know what you're talking about, GNC is so much better than Vitaminshoppe, and they pricematch, so their prices are JUST as good."

    Me: "Okay, but personally, I like VS better. GNC can't pricematch on products that they don't even carry."

    Him: "Yes they can."


    Me: (My OTer inside kicks in at this point, i'm starting to get pretty pissed off) :ugh: "Maybe you should go back to doing some bicep curls... if you just sit in here trying to argue with everyone, you're never going to get buff by spring break :mamoru: "

    He gets all red, and then leaves, then we all bust out laughing our asses off. :rofl:
     
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    Way to randomly start off a conversation with an awesome attitude! :mamoru:
     
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    he's gangster like that
     
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    Well we're all cussing and stuff through the entire conversation, it's kinda hard to break the habit instantaneously.

    Plus, you can't really expect to butt into someone's conversation and be rude, expecting them to be polite.
     
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    Seriously, what the fuck?

    I'll save you the trouble and delete it, I guess :ugh:
     
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    I fucking guess so, shit.. fuck.
     
  10. Ilyusha

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    I guess I can see what you mean.. motherfucker.
     
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    VS>* though :werd: 2 for 1 protein yeah!
     
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