MMA I was a fucking monster

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  1. Black Baby Jesus

    Black Baby Jesus OT Supporter

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    I started wrestling when I was four, wrestled until I lost my scholarship my senior year of high school when I punched a cinderblock wall in front of the VT coach and compound fractured my hand ending my senior season.

    Here are pictures of me when I was like eight or so I'd guess, with a mullet. Hard-fucking-core, son.

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    The hair is what makes it so gangster, flat top with short sides and long in the back. Fuck fucking yes :rofl:
     
  2. checkii

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    god damn, another one of these guys?
     
  3. Black Baby Jesus

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    What guys? The meat of my post is the fucking mullet, not anything I wrote.
     
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    I reckon I could have beaten you.
     
  5. Black Baby Jesus

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    I reckon it was ten years ago, and I could give a fuck. I didn't come in here to talk shit, I came in here to post a rad fucking mullet.
     
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  7. Black Baby Jesus

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    Congrats on being proud of a theoretical ten year old wrestling match.

    My mullet could beat your mullet.
     
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    what the fuck is the point of this thread?
     
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    bennyandthejet nom nom nom

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    i lol'd on hulk.
     
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  12. Black Baby Jesus

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    stupid fucking wrestling pictures I found. didn't realize you had a only very serious discussions rule in the cage.
     
  13. RMarks

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    Yes, we want to see your shitty pictures from when you were a kid and your uncle molested you in the locker room. Maybe if you posted regularly in here, we might care.... maybe.
     
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    I reckon I would have had a better mullet too.
     
  15. Black Baby Jesus

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    Don't wet your panties, I didn't mean to offend you. I didn't come here to troll.
     
  16. Black Baby Jesus

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    :squint:
     
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    seriously that mullet is pretty shit.
     
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    its more of a bowl cut than a mullet.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: oh fuck
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: :h5:
     
  22. Black Baby Jesus

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    The first one is a bowl cut, the second one is all mullet. It was a flat top with a long back basically.
     
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    This is a mullet bro

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    :bowdown::bowdown:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    lol I was just sitting down now to make one of these right now. My gif creator trial expired though. Can you make one with this text pls?:

    "When I was a freshman in HS, I started every workout (5 to 6 days a week no matter how tired) by benching 60lbs 60 times and contined working out non stop until my nose went numb. I had by far the best combination of speed and strength in the entire school. My prime > your prime."
     

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