COMIC I want to send Marvel a box of shit.

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Anybody have their address? I want to send them a box of shit, well it'd be shit in a can that would be in a box. I'd let it sit for a few days before packaging it up and sending it out.
     
  2. Corz

    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    you are one fucked up individual


    seriously
     
  3. Hiero

    Hiero New Member

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    Upset about Civil War much?
     
  4. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Just a tad.
     
  5. mooredodge

    mooredodge 3,2,1 I'm the bomb...and I'm ready to go off in yo

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    I just finished CW 7, and I'll be sending some shit too.

    Gayest fucking copout ever. :madfawk:
     
  6. Hiero

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    But what about the post-civilwar issues? Surely there will be some followup to any loose ends. :o
     
  7. Bobbot

    Bobbot Safer than a Doombot!

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    How to send a box of shit:

    1. Obtain a box and a cheap garbage bag. Assemble the box with the bag inside such that when you seal the bottom of the box with tape, it sticks to the bag very well.

    2. Obtain some shit. Place shit in bag in box. (note: If you plan on making your own, make sure you eat a good can of refried beans.)

    3. Seal the bag with a hefty knot. Make sure to keep as much air in the bag as possible such that the box bulges when you close it (to increase pressure in the bag facilitating rupturing). For best results, perform this step in a refrigerated room, such as at the butcher's.

    4. Seal the box such that the tape sticks to the bag inside very well.

    5. Bake in the sun at 100 degrees for 45 minutes.

    6. Label and ship (btw, put your "best friend's" return address on there...just in case the PO sends it back).
     

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