MIL I want to join the Military...but I am a serial rapist

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Basically it has been my plan to join the Military this Fall for a while now. I am not 100% on which branch yet, but I am 100% on wanting to join.

    Last week, on vacation, I raped sixty-eight men and women, before I was caught. I have a court case on the 27th of August.

    I want to know if I am found guilty, will I still be eligible to join any of the branches?

    I haven't talked to a recruiter or a lawyer yet...
     
  2. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    That falls under 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'.
     
  3. Nixstress

    Nixstress Look at me! I am edgy and stabby! OT Supporter

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    No raping of animals no care :joshers:
     
  4. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    i think you can get a waiver for that.



    You already posted in it you silly goose.
     
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  5. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    it's early and no coffee for home.
     
  6. dontfrostthepie

    dontfrostthepie New Member

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    no problem.

    but you aren't a "serial rapist"; you're "extremely enthusastic about heterosexual intercourse".

    ya know, if anyone asks.
     
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  8. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    nope
     
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    ...and just when i was about to call for the cops.... I came.
     
  10. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    cleaver
     
  12. ChristysAvon

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    That's right- I WOULD like to know too. Please enlighten me...

    I know, I know. I don't post much; please don't rape me! Oh, wait...:naughty:
     
  13. dontfrostthepie

    dontfrostthepie New Member

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  14. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    looks like someones got some explaining to do......
     
  15. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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