And I found my friend Pottorf walking out with 3 cases of beer. I was like "what the fuck are you doing getting that on a work night??" and he looked at me in shock like I hadn't heard about the greatest thing to ever happen. And then he informed me that I had tomorrow and friday off. I almost started crying of joy, but no, I just walked over to the vodka and replaced my fifth with a handle. I was pleased. cliffs: I HAVE A FOUR DAY AND YOU DON'T.