I tried a chocolate muscle milk today.

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  1. keeler

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    so I was on my way to hang out with these two girls and on the way i was really hungry so I decided to stop by the gas station. All the food was crap and then i noticed that they sold muscle milk which was a pretty balanced meal. For the next 4 hours I was in hell. I had so much fucking gas, and i was hanging out with two pretty cute girls and didn't have a chance to release the pressure. I attempted to slowly let off some of the buildup, but when i tried I could feel a massive fart just trying to get out, a real cheek flapper. at least it tasted good.
     
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    That's great dude, thanks for letting us know.

    No seriously, I can't put into words how much I care that you had a goddamn muscle milk today YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FAGGOT EAT SHIT AND DIE OF AIDS.
     
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    rick needs to get laid heh
     
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    you sound intrigued as to what every one else ate today as well. me personally, had some wendys this afternoon. also made a muscle meal shake from the powder i have. then a protein shake after the gym.
     
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    shove a hockey stick up your ass and get banned you fuck
     
  6. Ep

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    what is with you and hockey? I'm the one who actually thinks it's a decent sport yet you can't shut the fuck up about it. Get banned? You spam more than I do. What sport do you like fatty? football? go shove a football up your ass, it'll probably fit pretty easily:ugh:
     
  7. keeler

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    for breakfast i had a protein shake and a fiberOne bar.
     
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    holy fuck this board has gone down hill since the new requirements to post in main were put into place.
     
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    yeah, really starting to notice it now :(

    $$$ failzle $$$ FTL
     
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    you are the cancer that is killing F&N
     
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    i gotta admit farts are pretty bad with muscle milk rtds
     
  12. keeler

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    this is what the thread is really about, its not "i had a muscle milk, wot u think of me now"
     
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    go fuck a hockey stick you aneroxic cum guzzler
     
  14. Ep

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    Oh great, the biggest wannabe chimes in:bowdown:. Listen, just cause you weigh a whopping 185 pounds doesn't mean you can talk shit. OH WAIT, you're like 190 pounds and packing it on son. Those pics are mad old right. You're fucking embarrassing. Go fuck a football you douche bag,bulimic, harry potter lookin fucking queer:rofl:.
     
  15. Ep

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    kid acts so tough but clearly hasn't been in a fight in his life except with his ugly ass girlfriend. Talking shit like 20 pounds means he won't get lamped the fuck out
     
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    i dont see the insult there bro. go look in the mirror. then go see a therapist for your anorexia. oh, and eat some food and gain some weight then come back and talk shit hockey stick fucker.
     
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    oh and i loled at the wannabe comment.
     
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    You guys are all faggots. The lightweight wannabes and the Elite complainers. Just stfu already.

    We need more banstick up in this joint.
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    All you do is bitch about other people bitching. Good job.
     
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    Also DespisedIcon is a fag who puts hockey pucks in his butt type 6969 if u agree
     
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    A/S/L?
     
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    Cant you guys just harden up and not sweat the little shit. Im down with banning the faggot noobs but you complain about every damn thing.
     
  25. NUDES

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    actually fact is is that a year ago this would be locked immediately... even though this one isnt as bad as others its still stupid. nobody fuckin cares if muscle milk makes you fart. the fact is is that the mods are largely inactive so this stuff doesn't get locked
     
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