so I was on my way to hang out with these two girls and on the way i was really hungry so I decided to stop by the gas station. All the food was crap and then i noticed that they sold muscle milk which was a pretty balanced meal. For the next 4 hours I was in hell. I had so much fucking gas, and i was hanging out with two pretty cute girls and didn't have a chance to release the pressure. I attempted to slowly let off some of the buildup, but when i tried I could feel a massive fart just trying to get out, a real cheek flapper. at least it tasted good.