I think the worst thing about the gym is ...

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  1. Mippity

    Mippity New Member

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    when you are lifting hard and are tired but still have 5 reps left. You are breathing deep through your mouth and nose and then someone lets out a disgusting, room-clearing protein fart.

    This happened to me Monday when I was doing cable flys. I wanted to let the cables go and walk off, but instead i was forced to take deep lung filling gasps of tainted air. :wtc:
     
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    Bobula Fairly Useless

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    I thinlk the naked old guys in the locker room who want to spark up a convo are worse
     
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    you just dont know how to avoid those conversations. don't blame it on them. it's a locker room. dont play in the kitchen, cus you might get burned.

    next time, just stare at ever dick that walks in, until you're done with whatever you're doing in the locker room.
     
  4. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    TODAY!!! I was running, harder than most ppl at the gym. but especially, i mean well over 100% faster, than this girl. She walked about 5 minutes (i know kuz i was looking @ my time the whole time.) the just stopped. Stood there on the fucking treadmill texting her friend and talking to her other friend, who was also walking on the fucking treadmill. This bitch got on and off the treadmill in about 15 minutes. 10 of those minutes I SHIT YOU NOT was just simply STANDING FUCKING STILL on the treadmill.

    i want to find her facebook and post pics, but alas, im not a faggot who tries to pick up whores at the gym
     
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    Fatties in spandex.

    At least they are trying though.
     
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  7. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    really really really hoping this is a parody or something
     
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    id say the thing that bothers me most is the 50 yr guy doing 135 squats for 20 1/4 reps on the smith machine. groaning every rep and then telling me i shouldnt go so low or ill ruin my knees hips and back. (i genrally just break 90 degrees)

    that or that theres only one cage in my gym and most who use it dont want me to work in. its always somthing about wanting to keep up the pace and i have to load and de load to many plates. i squat 220-250 usually
     
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    i'll say females who you have no interest in, who you were polite enough to have a small conversation with at one point in time, who now feel the need to unload their life story on you everytime you walk to get a drink from the bubbler
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    sadly there is absolutely ZERO sarcasm there.
     
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    People who get in the way. I don't care about anything else.
     
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    people who workout in fucking huge groups, like 6+ people, and fucking take forever to do one fucking exercise. ie. doing leg presses for 50 fucking minutes
     
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    oh, and god damn kids. My gym has a small area in a back office type room for young children to play in while their parents work out. Only problem is kids 3-6 won't fucking stay in the room and wander around the gym while there stupid ass parents read vogue and sit on a stationary bike burning 2.3 cal/minute. the parents don't pay attention, i end up going up to the front desk and asking if kids are allowed to hang out in the gym. The answer they give is always no, and i say "thats not what it looks like..."
     
  14. Mitchj

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    its usually curls... for an hour
     
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    I think the worst thing about the gym is coming there and seeing all the deuschebags that generally hang out there all the fucking time, losers.
     
  16. Mitchj

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    you're either really fat, or desperately skinny, i'm not sure which yet.
     
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    my city is full of asians and when i used to go to the gym id always be stuck on the elliptical machine working out really hard and breathing in air that smelled like garlic...quite annoying. and i couldnt move to another machine because the gym was always so packed
     
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    i hate it when i get on the elliptical and some chick gets on the treadmill in front of me and i have to stare at her fucking ass the entire time, bouncing up and down and shit.





    oh wait. i love that, nvm
     
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    I am guilty of letting out massive fucking toxic gas fumes when catching heavy cleans in the bottom. They just squeeze em right out of me... it's how I make friends.
     
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    crop dusting the gym ftw
     
  22. Mitchj

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    meaning? :o
     
  23. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    people who work out ing roups of 3 or more ppl

    seriously you wotn get anything done.


    people who try to give advice but dont really know what they are doing.

    personal trainers who are not in shape that try to give advice.


    i want my trainer looking broly/cut. not looking pudgy



    oh and when ppl take 3-4 sets of weights with them at one time.
     
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    damn i love that. gives me a hard on and i end up poking my stuff on the treadmill bars.
     
  25. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    the thing i love about the gym

    are all the hot fitness girls that come, and actually do work they actually run on the treadmill and break into sweat

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    i also noticed its mostly older ladies (30-40) that tend to stare more


    younger guys and middle aged women have staring problems at the gym. everyone else doesnt care
     
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