I think my W2B is well on her way to becoming a bridezilla...

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  1. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    She's always been a complete control freak, but her overwhelming desire to make this wedding perfect is turning her into an psycho.

    This weekend alone she:

    - Interviewed and hired a wedding planner and put down a $5K deposit without consulting me. When I told her I thought this planner was fucking expensive, she responded with "Well, its not like you're paying for it"

    - Again, without consulting me, scheduled the wedding for Spring '10

    - Created requirements for the wedding party members. A sampling of these:

    Men
    - No hair below the ears or covering the ears
    - Clean shaven with no sideburns or facial hair at all

    Women
    - Hair needs to kept away from the face and behind the shoulders
    - Make-up application and colors need to be uniform for every member

    God only knows what insanity will come from her this week.

    :ugh:
     
  2. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    You know I read an article recently about how one of the ways you can tell a marriage will fail is when the bride doesn't include the groom in any of the decisions. I'm just saying.
     
  3. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    We're too big to fail.
     
  4. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    ugh..I have no pitty for you.. much like i have no pitty for the ones i see on TV..
     
  5. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Wow dude.

    No facial hair? She gonna start signing/writing checks too?


    Good luck dude.
     
  6. P-Nut

    P-Nut Active Member

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    Good fucking luck!
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yeah but, you said you knew this would happen and that you'd marry her regardless, remember? ;)

    Have fun, you're in for misery.
     
  8. saosko

    saosko OT Supporter

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    What about women with facial hair?

    Might want to make sure your dick is still in place.
     
  9. ldaggerl

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    As far as the date for the wedding, I mean I'd be pretty upset. I'd have to tell her that date doesn't work for me because the games on or I have a fishing trip. You know the common shit you'd find a man doing. I'd then tell her that if she had at least asked me about the day I would have been more flexible but because I wasn't that she's shit out of luck.

    (mostly I'd do it just to get the reaction out of her and piss her off because I couldn't stand someone making decisions for me like that)
     
  10. saosko

    saosko OT Supporter

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    You have to keep in mind MCohen's fiance wears the pants.
     
  11. tenxia

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    So why are you marrying this broad again?
     
  12. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    :slap:

    She went to Stanford and Georgetown Law :hsughno:
     
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    just_another_on New Member

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    Id assume, after reconigzing the success he and is W2B have/will have, that they have a pre nup?
     
  14. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    Savings and assets prior to the marriage remain separate, estates or inheritance during the marriage remain separate if we split, all assets and savings during marriage are split 50%
     
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    BlackIce72 New Member

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    You a law student/lawyer as well, mcohen?

    Rules suck but I've seen worse. The one about hair covering the ears is actually a good one. The wedding pictures I've seen with guys with hair covering their ears is a real eye sore in the picture IMO.
     
  16. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    Woa. That poor girl needs a martini and a massage.

    I'm all for having the wedding you want but her going over your head and making decisions without consulting your first is just plain not nice. :nono: The wedding date especially. :(
     
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    Hahawhat? New Member

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    Who cares if she plans the wedding, you act like you even care about this girl which in itself is a joke. Crack a beer sit back and enjoy. Just think, it gives you more time with the other women or the guys
     
  18. Cobra Commander

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    set sail for fail
     
  19. Viper

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    I think it's only fair.

    You go behind her back and fuck other women without consulting her, she makes plans behind your back without consulting you.
     
  20. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander OT Supporter

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    :eek3:

    link?
     
  21. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    I can't get the links cause I'm on a proxy that scrambles the links, but check his thread history. :dunno:
     
  22. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    Oh :hsugh:
     
  23. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    Nope, I'm a CPA
     
  24. giz

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  25. sportsjunkie

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    I can't fathom how she can pick a date/time for the wedding without discussing it with you. But it seems as if you don't mnind :dunno:
     

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