LGBT I think I'm the only gay guy here...

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  1. RedGoober4Life

    RedGoober4Life New Member

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    That's not metro. :hs:

    I don't care about shopping a whole lot, I'd rather buy detailing/car supplies. I'd rather be in the garage then infront of a mirror primping. I have nothing against primping it's just not interesting to me.

    Oh well. :hsd:
     
  2. Taylor

    Taylor Guest

    I like car stuff too :hs:
     
  3. marxwa99

    marxwa99 Boom Squad

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    you might be right... but in reality, i never spend more than 20 minutes getting ready and that includes a 15 minute shower :hs:

    I hate shopping, I don't use facial stuff, etc. I have friends that give me crap about not using creams, this, that, blah blah blah! I'd rather be judged for my thoughts and mind than how i look. I know I'm sounding like someone on Oprah but just there is just a point where too much is too much for me. :hs:

    People find ways to be happy about who they are. Some like looking good for self esteem purposes, you like car stuff, and I like research, music and culture :) Nothing wrong with that just as long as we all have a mutual understanding of whatever makes up happy is great as long as we ain't hurtin anyone else
     
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    RedGoober4Life New Member

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    I also like to watch oprah with my 7 cats and eat chocolate on the couch....it's uplifting.

    Bwaha. :)
     
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    jerry springer and starting over > oprah :)
     
  6. Taylor

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    Nothing wrong with Oprah and chocolate... but I have a problem with cats :o
     
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    RedGoober4Life New Member

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    Montel with Sylvia Browne is better.
     
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    GND BBP! OT Supporter

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    are you sure you're gay? :o

    j/k :p
     
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    Your not the only one. :wavey:
     
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    Your not the only one.I enjoy my time on cars also.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    No, you're not alone. Trust me.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :werd: here
     
  13. RedGoober4Life

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    :) Good. Haw.
     
  14. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Hehe, I like to watch people play with my car. I have had some crazy experiences trying to do things myself. So, I think I should leave that stuff to people I pay or sleep with…

    EXHIBIT A à
    My dad was trying to show me how to change the oil in my car. I went out and purchased a ‘doin work on the car’ ensemble, and everything. I was ready to go! Soooo, I’m under the car and my dad is instructing me on what to do. I am turning some nut (who would have that I would ever say that in a non-sexual way??), and I’m looking up, and the next thing I know, the nut pops off, and the warm oil all pours out…in the face! I screamed! My dad starts laughing at me, and I’m yelling something about the car pissing on me, and then I freak out because I had just gotten a manicure and am wondering if oil will EVER get from under my nails, and it was just a bad experience. And then when I went to put oil back into the car, after I started pouring, my dad yelled that THAT was where the transmission fluid goes, and as I freak out, he laughs, notifying me of the joke…:squint: I was not amused.

    EXHIBIT B à
    In college, I decided that I could no longer live in the all male dorm (it was nasty and less HOT then I thought…(& since I had just broken up with my boyfriend/roommate at the time)), so I had my own apartment off campus and during exams, my car battery died. I had an exam in 3 hours, so I called the butchest lesbian that I knew (we'll call her Caroline), and she talked me through replacing the battery…except that I hooked the wires up wrong…:eek3:.

    EXHIBIT C à
    I had become accustomed to having other men put air in my tires. My boyfriend did it in college, and after we broke up, my neighbor did it for me. Well, one day a couple of my more flamboyant friends and I decided that we needed a shopping spree. But then I noticed that my tire needed air before we made the hour long drive to the closest mall to my college. Well, remembering that my ex had this thingy that tells you how much air is in your tires, I went into the car parts store, AKA str8t guys Diesel or Express Outlet… :mamoru:. I was tryin to buy the gauge thingy, and I saw this really nice one that was sleek, stylish with chrome trim, electronic, and had this lil neon blue light thingy. I was wowed! I purchased it ($19.95) feeling like I accomplished soo much, and then we all pulled up into an Exxon to put air in the tires. Uhh, I couldn’t figure out how to use the gauge! And the Exxon air pump thingy, didn’t have one attached. So, I figured I’d know when it was full, so I started pumping (hehe). And then the tire exploded and I screamed like a girl (remember Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, or think Ruby from The Fifth Element…yea, that was my scream)…

    EXHIBIT D à
    I can change a headlight bulb!!!! One of my fruit flies showed me how to do it, and I’ve done it on my own on two separate occasions.
    :wiggle:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    There's nothing like getting all lubed up under a hood. :naughty:
     
  16. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    …unless you literally get oil in your face :squint:
     
  17. RedGoober4Life

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    ATF in hair is much fun.

    Ohhh well at least you had fun.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Yes!!!

    I do all my own car repairs and maintenance. It's like an extra bonus when your SO comes out to see what you're doing.:naughty:

    "You know you want to touch my spark plug." :rofl:
     
  19. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    I'm not a primper...

    I'm a chubby, earthy-crunchy, flannel-wearing, guy.
    I don't spend much time at all getting ready.

    Although, I'm not into cars at all. I'm more into music and nature. If I could never shave again, my life would be complete.
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  21. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Man...

    I got a flat tire yesterday and I didn't feel like getting dirty... so I called AAA

    :o
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I admit, I hate changing tires. Especially during the winter.:o
     
  23. Taylor

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    The only time I've had to change a tire, I was wearing dress clothes and didn't have any way to clean off my hands :hs:

    I'm not a AAA member either.

    I'm no stranger to working on my car though... I have changed the suspension on one of my dad's cars and installed most of the modifications on my car myself.
     
  24. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...that's kinda HOT! :x:
     
  25. RedGoober4Life

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    AAA scares me. I'd pay a hooker to change a tire then call them.
     

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