I think i wacked off too much in one day...

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  1. LPSimpsons87

    LPSimpsons87 I'm a believer, nothing could be worse...

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    I hadn't wacked it in like a week and i decided to the other day, and then i did it like 30 min later again. But now whenever i take a piss it fuckin hurts... :wtc: :ugh:

    This better go away soon or i'll start to think my right hand gave myself an STD :rofl: :ugh:
     
  2. ballerman230

    ballerman230 just a pale blue dot

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    It happened to me but wierder:

    First of all, my urethra was in a shitload of pain for some reason and every thirty seconds it felt like i needed to piss. So I'd go to the toilet and like one drop of piss would come out so i had to sit at the toilet till like 40 minutes later.
     
  3. LPSimpsons87

    LPSimpsons87 I'm a believer, nothing could be worse...

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    how long did it take to go away?
     
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    you could have a UTI...urinary tract infection....you get it when you don't drink enough water. just a thought. it hurts like hell...but i know there are a few other things guys can get when you can't pee, i forget what they are. you could go to a medical dictionary website or something and type in the symptoms...worse comes to worse just see a doctor, i'm sure it's something that meds can fix.
     
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    Ryuhei Oh gawd

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. Zero

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    you can't whack off too many times in a day... it just doesn't seem possible... well... lemme try and get back to you...


    GO GO GADGET DICK!
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: yeah i'm sure it's possible for a guy, fun...prolly not, but it's possible, lol.
     
  9. Turbo II

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    happened to me before. wife was gone for the weekend. and i jacked off maybe 3 times in a hour and then ending up having to take a piss every 5 mins with it only being a drop. i was thinking it had to do with the lubricant i was using. but it went away with an hour so i thought nothing more of it
     
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    well... after a long day of whacking... i lost count on exactly how many times... i found that i was sleepy, thirsty and my arm hurt... why? for science! that's my answer... i'm sticking to it... and... the chair too.

    no... you cannot whack off too many times in a day... i was right... next time just trust me!


    go go gadget towel!
     
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    You didn't use a soap/shampoo/etc for a lube did you? I think every guy has made that mistake exactly once. :wtc:
     
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    that shit totally fucked my dick up one day. why does this happen?
     
  13. Abnormal

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    I expierenced that the other day. Couldn't sleep for about an hour afterwards. It slowly wore away and I tried watching basketball to get my mind off of it.
     
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    wow... i don't remember this thread at all
     
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    I ate crawfish with a girl a few years ago, and even after washing hands, when she was whacking me off, my penor was on fire.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    It's normal to feel pain from urinating after ejaculation. It's because the sperm cleans out the channel. When urine passes through with its impurities, it causes irritation.
     
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    most soap cleans by removeing a layer of skin....
     
  20. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    Seriously doubt this.

    Its completely normal to not be able to piss right after any form of sex, whether it be real sex or self sex.

    Sometimes you can't for a while, sometimes you can't for a minutes. Depends on multiple factors, but nothing to worry about at all unless it starts occurring at times not following sex.

    Edit: Holy shit this thread is old! Back from the dead for no reason at all...
     
  21. NJGuy

    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    I wacked it 10 times in a 4 hour period once.

    So I doubt two times hurt would anything.

    You will physically shred your pecker before you damage anything internal from too many nuts.


    Eh, hate when people bump old ass threads.
     

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