I sucked my roomates 8" oscar and...

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  1. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    [nothing happened :mad:]
    around 50mg of caffeine I'd estimate
    and the full 25mg pill of ephedrine

    To get the caffeine to him I ground it up, wet a piece of food, rolled it in the caffeine dust and threw it in the tank, he quickly consumed that. Then i remembered I had super glue so I super glued a eph pill to the food and threw it in the tank. He was hesitant but he ate it and I watched to make sure he didn't spit it out or anything.

    This fuckin bastard won't die :rofl:

    It's the last thing in the tank, once its gone he's getting rid of the thing so he rather wants it to go... I'm trying to expedite the process.
     
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    RalphL Active Member

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    give it some test :bowdown:
     
  3. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    i don't have any.


    But I will take requests :mamoru:
     
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    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    get the fuck out of my thread if you don't like it you pussy.

    It's a fucking fish.
     
  5. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Feed it rat poison instead?
     
  6. Nev

    Nev Active Member

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    just let it go in a pond or something :dunno:
     
  7. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    warm water fish, it'd be dead almost immediately anyhow, might as well throw it in the dumpster

    no rat poison here
     
  8. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Jerk off into the tank and watch it eat your jizz?
     
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    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    :rofl:

    I would if he didn't occasionally visit these forums... he'd be pissed if he read that I did that :o
     
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    If you killed my fish I would eat your soul.
     
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    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    It didn't have to eat the ephedrine or the caffeine.

    I used my superior brain power to trick it into eating it.
     
  12. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    :eek5: I'll make sure I don't kill yours then

    He knows I fed it e+c, I told him this morning.

    Like I said, he wants it gone.
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    wrap the soul in wet fish food :coold:
     
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    thats pretty fucked up
     
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    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    I use to have a 13" Oscar, if you fed that thing Jizz it would probably grow to 20" :coolugh:
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    oscars are very hardy
     
  17. darkostoj

    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    i :rofl: d when I saw this thread
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    Start lacing the food with like lsd or something.
     
  19. MaineSucks

    MaineSucks OT Supporter

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    my dad had some crazy Japanese fish in his tank in high school... it killed everything in the tank. So he went out an bought a shark... it killed the shark. He poured beer, oil, and bacon grease in the tank and it got bigger - even without feeding it. Finally he pulled it out and threw it in the toilet, it swam up the pipe before my dad could flush the toilet. That fuckin thing is probably killing sewer workers by now
     
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    houseofdon Simplify Moderator

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    You know you could probably get about 40 bucks for it at a pet store, right?
     
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    now this.... is a fish

    [​IMG]
     
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    LancerV Something Happened OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  23. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    Assuming an 8" oscar is 5lbs and it survived 25mg of ephedrine and 50mg of caffeine, that would be the equivelant dosage of 1000mg ephedrine and 2000mg caffeine to a 200lb human. :eek3: It's crazy that thing's heart didn't explode.
     
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    that's the reason there are fucking anacondas in the land of the seminole....
     
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    Cram the fish in your gfs cooze
    Take Pics
    Post on japanese website
    ??????
    Profit
     
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