I started receiving my gifts

Discussion in 'Secret Santa 2016' started by meatball, Dec 5, 2016.

  1. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    Looks like I'm getting serialized cryptic Amazon deliveries :noes:

    Had two good laughs so far, gonna use this thread to post in. pics coming
     
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  3. Do it To it

    Do it To it Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass OT Supporter

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    Um.

    Host then post?
     
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  5. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    cool your tits it was a placeholder
     
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    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    Day 1: I dunn goofed and didn't save the Amazon gift note because at this point I thought it came from someone at work. But it was a stress relief banana toy. I will now attempt to paraphrase the note:

    "I know how much you hate bananas, so here's something you can try to destroy with 1 hand"

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    Day 2: Dis motherfucker knows I have an etsy jewelry store so he left me these words of encouragement.

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    The beautiful free jade necklace I received
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    Modeling my beautiful new look Etsy style
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    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    everything came, had some crazy shit go down personally yesterday but rest assured Santa i did take pics and they will be coming

    he did a fucking awesome job i was blown away
     
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    1.) note is epic
    2.) gifts are funny
    3.) Do you live in a Soviet apartment block? because it looks like you live in a soviet apartment block.
     
  17. Do it To it

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    NYC sketches me out man. Glad it's all there. Take your time with pics
     
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    with the banana republic shirt too :bowrofl:
     
  20. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    motherfuckin @Do it To it's box of justice Part 1

    I did not have a rocket launcher or samurai sword to put up to the box like people do (should have swung my dick at it in retrospect)

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    There's foil inside

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    Looks like these bitches are numbered

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    Indeed they are, 1-15 (!) with a finale box :noes: :hyper:.

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  21. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    Lez start at the top

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    #1 is a sweet collection of chocolates, go Pittsburgh yo haha wtf yoooo

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    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    Numba 2

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    Ballerrrrrrrr Flyers coasters (HOW DID U KNO)

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    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    A sweet Mastodon single (awesome artwork) featuring my boy from the Butthole Surfers :bowdown:

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  24. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    #4 is for "Mrs. Meatball"

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    Satisfied as fuq
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    Bath goodies

    Here's some bonus ultra cool footage of me failing to dip a chip (place is a mess) (dat vertical recording)

     
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  25. meatball

    meatball you're the grasshole ya grasshole OT Supporter

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    #5 for both of us :naughty:

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    Is this is a triangle titty made of soap? I still don't fully understand

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