GUN I sleep naked

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  1. Jon91SE

    Jon91SE OT Supporter

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    ....and in the event of an emergency I will most likely be able to reach my Glock before I can even get to my dresser for clothes :eek3:


    Scary thought huh :o
     
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  3. CPipes

    CPipes Shit definitely just got real!! OT Supporter

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    My thing is if i run into someone who broke into my house and i had to wind up wrestlin with him. I'd be rollin around on the ground with my sack floppin around fighting for dear life.

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    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    nothing worse then you being found shot naked :noes:
     
  5. Jon91SE

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    :bowrofl: how pathetic
     
  6. Jon91SE

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    Emergency boxers are now stached by gun case :hs:
     
  7. I just put my glock between my cheeks when I sleep naked
     
  8. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    I'd reach for my gun first too. My nakedness will serve as a secondary defense mechanism - No one can look directly at me!
     
  10. Aequitas

    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    But I thought Bigsnake won the glock buttplug:hsughno:
     
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    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Well if you catch the burgler you can always have some fun with it before the police come. "ok squeel like a pig" :eek3: :mamoru:
     
  12. Aequitas

    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    Just throw on some shoes and pull a Patrick Bateman.
     
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    Hell, i dont need a surefire. Im so white my skin lights my way.
     
  14. Jake!

    Jake! Guest

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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    i sleep commando, because i am a commando.
     
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    where is your armchair commando decoder ring
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