***I shot my semen 6 ft. 4 inches*** *PICS*

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  1. ///TRASH

    ///TRASH Hideously Erect

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    Yes, believe it or not, I shot my semen ~6'4". As I was telling some of you in an OT chat a few weeks ago, I was a little high and a little drunk and decided it was time to check in for the night. I sat down at my computer chair and began to browse various porn sites, saved movies, and hotties threads. As I masturbated and masturbated the time passed. 45 minutes later and I still hadn't came yet (me thinks it was the mj/alcohol). I downloaded some bang bus episode from someone on the hub and started to watch it hoping it would do the trick. Well, I felt the magical bells and whistles start to whir and began stroking quicker and more steadily.

    Suddenly, my balls and shaft started to contract and expand in beautiful harmony and shot the biggest, fattest, clumpiest, fastest, hardest wads of semen I had ever experienced in my entire life at my poor left shoulder. As the globs of white missiles hit my bare shoulder, they ricocheted off into the distance behind me and splattered with a most violent force against my closet mirror. At first, I was stunned. Loads have hit my shoulder before, but never had they ricocheted with such velocity and intensity. The noise they made as they hit my mirror startled me. I was in utter disbelief as I peered over my shoulder after my penis had ceased fire.

    What I found left me in shock. not one, not two, but many cum bullets had managed to strike my mirror. I grabbed for my digi cam and snapped a couple pics then went to sleep with a strange feeling of satisfaction and control.

    now the pics:

    Here's the one from that night. *semi-warning*

    http://members.roadfly.com/whitetrash/theshot.jpg

    I took these tonight to show you the distance they had to cover:

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    cliffs notes: I shot my semen ~6ft 4 inches
     
  2. Cicada

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    HAHAHAHA COOL
     
  3. MerkurMan

    MerkurMan Gimme Nuts, Bolts and 12 Volts

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    :rofl:...........yet, :ugh: at the same time.

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    MerkurMan Gimme Nuts, Bolts and 12 Volts

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    The best I've done was shoot the wall above my head as I was lying in bed. The ex gave good handjobs. :o
     
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    were you wacking off to yourself? why is it on the mirror opposite your computer?

    its called a tissue!
     
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  13. ///TRASH

    ///TRASH Hideously Erect

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    hahaha, one of my first girlfriends would give a blowjob but made me tell her when i was going to shoot so she could finish me off with her hand. one time it hit her in the side and she yelped like a little dog when you step on its tail
     
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    SycoPhant Get out my way

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    why do i subject myself to these things
     
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    hmm good job. too bad you wasted it on the mirror. coulda been on someone's face.
     
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    MerkurMan Gimme Nuts, Bolts and 12 Volts

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    Ricocheted off his shoulder and went behind him.
     
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    ///TRASH Hideously Erect

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    i sit back when I masturbate and it hit off my shoulder and went behind me
     
  19. Cicada

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    ive shot mine ~5ft :o
     
  20. MerkurMan

    MerkurMan Gimme Nuts, Bolts and 12 Volts

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    :rofl: Mine did that too, but luckily she wasn't deathly afraid of it getting on her.
     
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    F8Lstang in savasana

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    oh :rofl:

    good job!
     
  24. Jerboy

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    ok..

    what's the point of this thread?
     
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    do you realize that this post makes you look like an idiot?
     

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