WEB I seriously fucking hate my customers

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  1. hsmith

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    christ, imagine having this fucking idiot as your nurse :ugh:
     
  2. hsmith

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    to his points: 1) no background processes on iPhone OS = Apple Push, so you have to have a network connection, so he can fuck his faggot ass. I'd gladly have background processes. which really pisses me off. i list it on the app add, on my website, i have 2 popups within the app that descrbibe the issue. guy is a complete fucking moron

    2) why the fuck would i want Rx info, that is a HIPPA nightmare

    3) he can go fuck himself, i can't give out refunds :mamoru:
     
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  4. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Reply with "Are you calling me fat?"

    :mamoru:
     
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    hurleyint1386 Someone has sand in their vagina

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    this is what i was thinking. holy fucking run-on
     
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    Makes me want to develop for the iPhone just that much more now... :/
     
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    whats your app rating like?
     
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    What was your app again? I remember looking into it, but then nothing came of it to me...
     
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    what the fuck did i just read?
     
  10. hsmith

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    well, mcsteak #1 was releasing it as free + in app purchase to unlock - the "1 star on delete" literally rapes your ratings. people donwload tons of free shit and just give it 1 star on delete. This is a TERRIBLE mechanism - as there is no prompt to rate if someone has the app installed and likes it.

    i am at 2.5/5, all my written reviews are either 4-5 stars.

    the app store fucking sucks because people are generally fucking stupid. people for the most part won't contact support before COMPLAINING in the review that something doesn't work. Like some fuck nut can't get alerts to work on their phone, instead of contacting me, they wrote a 2 star review "i can't get alerts to work"

    Hey fuckass - I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T FUCKING EMAIL ME :ugh:

    needless to say, for version 2.0 i am going to drop the app from the store and rerelease it as a $4.99 app - i consider 1.0 as my beta testing :o
     
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    Now that I think about it, asking people to rate before deleting is probably the most retarded move ever by apple :rofl:
     
  12. hsmith

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    of course people that ARE DELETING THE APP DO NOT LIKE IT :rofl:

    what would be USEFUL is if it was "why are you deleting this 1) Not as advertised 2) crashes 3) just didn't want it"

    i mean, god forbid something be useful :ugh:

    the simple fact you can't prompt for a rate WITHIN the app after say 10 uses is fucking retarded (there are ways, but not built into the SDK)

    just another pile of faggotry from apple
     
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    Fuck the AppStore and the iPhone..... I grabbed a team of our guys and have pretty much switched to Android a couple months ago.

    You doing incremental releases, or did you just roll out the whole thing up front?
     
  14. hsmith

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    yeah, the review process is fucking BULLSHIT. it took me 3 days to get a bug patch out thanks to them for daylight savings time :ugh: i had it fixed within 6 hours and had to wait 3 fucking days :ugh:

    i am doing incremental. people are fucking morons and expect every feature out of the box. i am getting there.

    I did free + iap for the app. i am getting rid of that garbage and going straight to pay. i was nice and gave people the option to test before buying, but people have fucked me on the rate on delete.
     
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    Need a free beta tester for 2.0 :x:
     
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    "Sorry, no refunds". Short, simple, and would likely result in a novel of an email for you to post on OT>
     

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